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I think the wasps know summer is nearly over, so they're being even more vindictive evil bastards than usual.

On the clobber topic, as an owner of mostly old woollen cycling jerseys, this is the first week in months I've been able to cycle around without feeling like I'm boiling alive, more of this please. So I'm still on one layer, shorts and fingerless gloves.

K-Force sounds like a group of jump suit wearing K-heads pretending to be Power Rangers.

In trouble? Who ya gunna call? K-Force obvs.

ring ring

Thanks for calling K-Force, we can't get to the phone right now.......

And if they don't pay the fine, the dobbin is impounded and made into lasagne.

And if you want a piece of me posho-mc-poshface, get in line breeches! etc

You should see the brakes on those bastards! Nowt but strands of leather, and pulling on them is no guarantee anything is going to happen, modulation is ropey as fuck, and its totally possible to go over the, err what do you say instead of bars, over the ears? Is this where the phrase arse over tit comes from?

And lets not even get started on the emissions.....Penelope, something just fell out the back of your horse, you not cleaning that up then?

The next in the Tarantino series?

They killed Bill years ago, they're finally going after the other fucker, Kill Ben.

Oh I don't know, there's a pub at the bottom, a Tesco's Express, a school, a graveyard, sweat and tears, shattered dreams and tales of heroic deeds. Standard :)

I thought it was implying that the minging tube seat you are sat on while reading the advert is infested with crabs, and you need to get out of London, like right now, you disgrace of a human.

Sadly the only option appears to be getting the coach, which is not the solution to pant armageddon I was expecting. My eyes are shit but the text appears to be saying 'you can't something on the something in Shoreditch, followed by 'you can get to selected airports for £5', thereby finally confirming the whole coach idea was a shit one in the first place.

I thought it was implying that the minging tube seat you are sat on while reading the advert is infested with crabs, and you need to get out of London, like right now, you disgrace of a human.

Sadly the only option appears to be getting the coach, which is not the solution to pant armageddon I was expecting. My eyes are shit but the text appears to be saying 'you can't something on the something in Shoreditch, followed by 'you can get to selected airports for £5', thereby finally confirming the whole coach idea was a shit one in the first place

@Jaap I don't know, those aren't mine, sure look long tho.

My favourite Campagnolo cranks were these ones, just looked more symetrical somehow than the previous version.

And I always loved my Middleburn RS2's on my Cannondale hard tail until some bastard stole them and the bike they were attached to...still bitter.

#sickburn

Group of where?

@chalfie I've been off my face enough to lose my shoes, but never my trousers and pants, he got some good stuff.

I've heard of people having their trainers stolen, but stealing someones trousers and pants seems unlikely/desperate/worrying.

Look at this fucking dedster.

LOL, Sora as a Genesis part?...He means a shit Phil Collins Genesis part right?

Shoes us the BTOB shows, they sound amaze, and no doubt technicolour and gopping :)

Its a perfect colour match for the LFGSS jersey tho, needs pic of someone in LUFGUSS skinsuit thrashing round Regents on it in full aero tuck.

@D_Mars did @T0mg or @skinnywheels take the seatpost? If not, dibs. If you say its still available I'll PM you to arrange payment, otherwise will assume its sold, thanks.

Chode stem and the seatpost looks like a 1 litre water bottle. shudder

Ergo these must be called the Sidi Shire.....look a bit small for Frodo tho.

Lamela >>>>

...cannot not see that bar angle tho, ewwww

You've both lost me there I'm afraid.

LOL, we obvs still going to win the whole thing:)

Only players ending game with any credit yesterday were Kane, Trippier and Mcguire, the rest were pony. 4 subs wasn't enough to replace the dross on the pitch. The bench was lame and too young, no experience and it showed. Extra time they shrank into their shells and looked fucking spent long before the end, despite resting the full team last game, go fitness!

Ashley Young? Do fuck off, he was utter shit, didn't beat a man all night, didn't get outside his man once and all his set piece deliveries were utter bollocks. I can only sumise he's in the team because he's ironic, he's called young but he's the oldest.

Alli had a fucking shocker and should have been pulled long before he was, and before Sterling. Southgate was too late doing any subs, and Dier as the first one just stank the place out as a negative move and invited all the pressure on us, his pen was Hendo-esque, ie shit, but he got lucky. Hendo and Dier on pens? WTF? Where the fuck was Vardy hiding?

Maguire did well but is there any set piece variation that does not involve hitting it to Maguire at the back post? It became very predictable, they've spent long and hard on set pieces but, a primary school PE teacher would have done better, Southgate is just Alan Partridge in a fucking waistcoat, tiki taki without the ball, genius!

Lingard is Forest Gump, run Forest run, did some good tracing back at times but hared about like a fucking headless chicken, mostly without the ball, and shat his pants and choked his chances. Midfield is wank and Sweden won't be worried and Brasil must be pissing themselves at the prospect of getting us in a final.

TL;DR. Pen win masked team of shit bottlers.