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...and the gatorksins...and the foot of extra rear brake cable outer at the front end, is that for drying out his washing on the way to work?

I will, I wouldn't touch him with yours ;)

Sarri seems blinkered in his view on Jorginho, he doesn't offer enough going forward and is not great defensively either. Kante is way better in that holding position and no way would they have conceded 4 if he was there, yet Sarri still can't see it. He's showing Jose type stubbornness.

Playing Jorg, Kante and Kova in midfield against Bournemouth, really? It doesn't offer much in the way of guile and goal threat, Bournemouth just targeted Jorg and that was that, no plan B. It was easy in the end and that must be a major worry, we're not talking Champs League semi's, but Bournemouth, BOURNEMOUTH. Malmo will fancy their chances in the euro milk cup or whatever it is.

Will the January window see any big signings or will it be its usual damp squib, I suspect the latter, Fellaini's off to China.....not a single fuck was given.

Take a bow Eddie Howe.

It's a EC1 Collective watts per kg wank mobile with a dull as fuck paint job>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Meh bollocks to that, rim brakes and slammed stem does not a HHRB make. And wtf is slave about a modern 750g frame?

It looks like something you could buy off the shelf in Evans, which instantly excludes it from HHSB status in my book.

^ no, not at all. Just a boring road bike, not a single redeeming HHSB feature.

Tough work these days, have all the churches and ping pong tables finally been done?

stop making sense.

Cheers mate, the hubs are excellent, I'm dropping them off tomorrow to get built up into a shiny silver wheelset. Thanks a lot :)

Top seller, would recommend!

@EPR I'll take the 9/10/11 Chorus hubs and skewers please if they are still available. I can collect in Waterloo. Its my day off tomorrow so I can you meet you any time tomorrow if that's possible?

If so PM me a time and place that suits you and I'll reply back. Cheers.

Nasri's already arrived, he played in the Cup game against Brum, and was one of the Hammers' better players in fairness.

And the claret and blue made him appear much more slim and dashing than the Fatty McFattFatt he looked in the sky blue of City ;)

He must already be hooked up with good Essex coke dealer, John Terry's dad perhaps?

Lol at the cynical targeting of a player should be deserving of action against the manager. #doyouevenfootball #1trickpony #allhailthereducer

I agree, yours is much better, you should continue and finish it for us :)

Is he Jimmy's brother?

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I thought Chelski's youth team success was down to Jody Morris, but he left with Fat Frank didn't he?

Before that I thought it was Graham Rix, and that reputation was a bit sex offendery. He's not back is he? I guess he's off the sex offenders register by now.....

^ is fucking hilarious! Its a real dose of reality after the death defying crazy rail stuff on Nike clip above.

I was crying with laughter at moments in that.

And that dude in the final clip, fair play for his commitment, but duuuude, take up cycling or something before you do yourself a mischief.

Yay, so choking on poisonous fumes, and having near stationary traffic due to nose to tail buses and taxis and locals, is a win, because terrorists.

Ha! Genius, rep to you and Mr hell. That Incredibles baby has just done what looks like a truly epic dump, that both parents appear desperate to avoid seeing to.

Are you planning on going into each one?

IKEA's layout is designed to keep you trapped in there for about as long as it takes pine to grow into shelves, how many days is this ride going to take? Stealth camping overnight in the bedding department?
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The artist who has a slug exhibition on at Tate Britain at the moment is called Monster Chetwynd.

She was born Alalia, but changed her name to Spartacus Chetwynd, and then changed it again to Marvin Gaye Chetwynd, before changing it again to Monster, as you do.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-46399187

I am amazed this shit is still going on with schools in 2018.

I was raised a vegetarian by hippies in the 1970's, I was born in London but aged 3 my parents moved to Wales. They had not heard of vegetarians in Wales in the 1970's, and had no concept of what to provide for school dinners instead of meat, so they didn't. I think for about a year I was simply given extra portions of the boiled potato, carrot and sprouts that accompanied the meat meal, and nothing else. And it was the same every day. Talk about taking any joy out of food. To this day I am still haunted by boiled sprouts and carrots, the smell alone sets off my gag reflex.

In the end I think I simply refused and effectively went on hunger strike, and may parents went to meet the school and kicked off. They insisted me and my sister would to be allowed to bring in a packed lunch from home. My folks accepted we were the only 2 vegetarians in the school, and were not expecting lavish vegetarian alternatives, but simply giving extra carrots and sprouts slops, whose nutrients had long vanished in the 4 hour boiling process, was not acceptable.

We won, thank fuck, and the packed lunch birth movement in that school started. Soon other meat eating children followed us dissenters and went the packed lunch route. School dinners then were really terrible. That was in about 1978.

So it saddens me that 40 years later, in multicultural London not some rural backwater, that this same shit is still going on in our school system.

For the record I sacked off being a vegetarian in my early 20's, tandoori chicken was the first thing I tried and dam it was so good I never went back to being full veggie, but I only eat chicken and white fish. But I am permanently damaged by the boiled sprouts and carrots of that period, and while there is breath in my body I shall never willingly consume either ever again.

True, he was more stifled in that game, he was overrun in this one.

And the most impressive thing for Spurs was they did it all with Eric Dier ON the pitch. The man has the mobility and skill of a fridge freezer, so playing with him was like playing the game with 10 men. A.Mazing.

Jorginho was unable to transist from jogging pace to Son pace, looked bang average for the first time this season, was flailing about like Hendo, the shame.

David Luiz needs bundling into the back of a Transit, transitioning from Nike boots to some concrete ones, then dumping in the Thames.

Agreed, lush...apart from the fugly rear derailleur.