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Towser

Member since May 2013 • Last active May 2013
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    We've been waiting for you. Welcome home.

    Thank you - I feel I belong.

    I may have been a little harsh, but never have I been so outraged by a visible panty line on a guy, or felt so worked up about a pair of socks.

    But at least for every for every nonce, there's an anti-nonce..

    4 bottles hard, and lives, shits and sleeps in the big ring, always. #RespectUSAUSAandneopreneglovesandaerohelmets

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    Sorry, but pants under lycra, and German in the same sentence.

    Rage

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    Pics of wife?

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    Tom Jones & Carlton Banks - It's Not Unusual (Fresh Prince) - YouTube

    Need I say anymore?

    Awesome. Thank you for sharing. I shall share this with the people of my land, but not with my wife, as she puts Will Smith along side Bear Grylls. (joint first place on her "to be fucked by" list).

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    Hi all... I've just joined this group, and I'm Welsh and don't ride fixy. I joined to say that this cunt is wearing pants under his lycra. Also, his German bands appear to be put on by my 5 year old daughter.

    This fuckwit has the biggest balls to go out in public, with a rainbow helmet, red lycra, a liestrong band, fat as fuck, on a Porsche (fuck me twice there).... with those socks on....

    I have a stunning wife, who rather resembles Victoria Pendleton when the lighting is low. But I would gladly fist-fuck this prick with his "Nerr nerrrr nerrrrr, nahhhh, neerrrrr nahhhhh. ... your bike sucks" socks on my big hands.

    I bet this tool sports a Magnum mustache too.

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