Lars_Engstrum

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• Spotted in Brighton...

  in Brighton • 14 years, 3 months

  

  Hello all sanctimonious single cog/sprocket/free-wheel utilizing Homo-Erectile beings,

  Hope you are all well (unless of course you are one of those derailed individuals who dreams of lying on a railway track so the 19:27 to Southampton can put an end to it all?
  This fate could well befall the fellow on a blue more modern Genesis than my own work iron? Running a single Free-wheel and inexplicably some tri bars? (48*17 maybe it provided somewhere to air has ravaged small lungs after he was absolutely decimated on a chromosomal, nucleic acid shame rag by Lars_Engstrum last week going down the up and down near Portslade.

  Lars, who having earlier smoked a reasonable 'sports joint' prior to going to work on his white Flyer
  was not exactly pushing the ' stamped addressed envelope' quite unexpectedly a bambi with rickets legged individual siddled up alongside (siddle in this case meant him nearly crucifying his blood cell oxygen carrying capabilities to the point of almost extinction) once I had stopped admiring the great black backed seagull flying overhead and noticed this affront to my man dignity, I responded with a massive heave of nucleated mega energy, leaving me accelerating past and into the future.
  See you later Mr Phillpott..... they dont have weetabix where your going..

  Night....
  Lars

• Spotted in Brighton...

  in Brighton • 14 years, 3 months

  

  Hello all sanctimonious single cog/sprocket/free-wheel utilizing Homo-Erectile beings,

  Hope you are all well (unless of course you are one of those derailed individuals who dreams of lying on a railway track so the 19:27 to Southampton can put an end to it all?
  This fate could well befall the fellow on a blue more modern Genesis than my own work iron? Running a single Free-wheel and inexplicably some tri bars? (48*17 maybe it provided somewhere to air has ravaged small lungs after he was absolutely decimated on a chromosomal, nucleic acid shame rag by Lars_Engstrum last week going down the up and down near Portslade.

  Lars, who having earlier smoked a reasonable 'sports joint' prior to going to work on his white Flyer
  was not exactly pushing the ' stamped addressed envelope' quite unexpectedly a bambi with rickets legged individual siddled up alongside (siddle in this case meant him nearly crucifying his blood cell oxygen carrying capabilities to the point of almost extinction) once I had stopped admiring the great black backed seagull flying overhead and noticed this affront to my man dignity, I responded with a massive heave of nucleated mega energy, leaving me accelerating past and into the future.
  See you later Mr Phillpott..... they dont have weetabix where your going..

  Night....
  Lars

• Spotted in Brighton...

  in Brighton • 14 years, 3 months

  

  Hello triangular 80's storage bag devotees,

  Good Morning Graeme,

  Thanks for your quick 'fried egg and bacon' on your apparent spotting of a triangulated storage receptacle , possibly in some way linked with the 80's which was apparently attached/ triangulated between what I presume to be the junction of my smooth seatpost and lengthy crossbar?

  Will naturally have to take issue with this 'Wham' bag ever being attached to my 'juncture' and would suggest it is your deep seated overwhelming love of the eighties which has impinged on your Graeme soaked reality, this spiral permed manifestation showing itself in hallucinations where everything has an 80's slant or Ester Rantzen carrot bent. I bet when you walk into the newsagent you see Shaking Stevens in a silver lame flaire archaeopteryx fantasy firework lsd explosion.

  Saw a man with awhite chain today (Can you get white oil)

  Keep Frantic

  Lars

• Spotted in Brighton...

  in Brighton • 14 years, 3 months

  

  Hello fellow' Brightonandsurroundingareasincludingshorehamonsea' Forum and fixed/singlespeed freewheel users.

  Replied and responded due to above 'texter' having spotted a bike with bullhorns with the letter 'B' encapsulated within the Barend cap. Probably mine. White Flier few years old running some profile BullHorns 39*14 which equates to the Early Sevenities on the inchilator a heavy old 3/22 chain and one Trial front Brake.

   Despite having access to a few other more genourously geared bikes I would say that this is possibly my favourite and most well used. Has to do the work round from Shoreham to Brighton and back again. Under 19 mins to Kemp town from Russian Concrete Shoreham footbridge. Its a nice bike, Stiff enough with a the suppleness of a sleeping catfsh. Using some £7.95 25mm Zaffiro slicks. A little like wearing a moleskin johny? Though fast enough with 100% puncture resistant. 
  

  As to me riding with an 80's bike bag? How dare you? and outside topshop? Who do you think I am?

  Seem to be a few of the Fixie Cartel That I come across recently? though none of them seem very fit? and occasional bikes that I think may belong to the clowns at Zippos Circus?
  Very slow person on blue Pearson single at bottom of Portslade dip. Man with hair resembling a cumulous rain cloud heading South for the winter

  Thanks for the chat?
  Will keep you informed of my future single and fixed stalking.,

  Lars