i met a guy at a pub, i was bored that day so i humored him and brought up the idea that we should go on an acid bike ride
the next day he knocked on my door, shitty old mountain bike in hand
and me with my old red and white ralleigh i picked up for a tenner outside of a pub, off a strange juggling dutch girl i knew from circus school
there is a large river than runs through my city and after a thew painful hours of "ACT NORMAL ACT NORMAL!" incidents with passers by on canoes etc, desperately trying to roll a half decent cigarette, though the same time thinking this is what the wind and the willows must have felt like, we decided now that the sun had finally set it was possibly a decent idea that we tried to head home
cycling down the path along the river i came across a very large greasy goblin screaming my name
it was a little awkward having a conversation with this big Beasty man as i went to school with him and his unwashed hair and awful complexion was beginning to make me feel that i wasn't in the wind in the willows anymore, but in some kind of remake of lord of the rings, but filmed through a fish eye lens
i abruptly began to run, "SORRY MATE, ILL EXPLAIN LATER!" and continued on my journey
through a field
it had flooded
i thought i was going to die
luckily i got myself out of the swamp
(actually more of a puddle)
continuing on my way again...
thinking it was an excellent idea to cycle on the roads, (as cycling on the pavements is obviously illegal) and cycling on acid isnt, obviously, duh
i headed down the side streets to avoid the mains and found myself unable to see,
each light from cars, houses, bikes, traffic merged into one swirling pattern, and as i began to cycle down the kaleidoscope of Death i began to wonder "where the fuck am i going? am i on the right side of the road? no wait i need to the on the left! is this actually a road.....i just need to go east, or is it north, perhaps i should just fly, i wish gravity would come back then i would be able to go north...perhaps not, don't want to fall into the sky again........ "
i don't know how i survived that night
although i must say i really do regret these things and its damn lucky no-one got hurt
i met a guy at a pub, i was bored that day so i humored him and brought up the idea that we should go on an acid bike ride
the next day he knocked on my door, shitty old mountain bike in hand
and me with my old red and white ralleigh i picked up for a tenner outside of a pub, off a strange juggling dutch girl i knew from circus school
there is a large river than runs through my city and after a thew painful hours of "ACT NORMAL ACT NORMAL!" incidents with passers by on canoes etc, desperately trying to roll a half decent cigarette, though the same time thinking this is what the wind and the willows must have felt like, we decided now that the sun had finally set it was possibly a decent idea that we tried to head home
cycling down the path along the river i came across a very large greasy goblin screaming my name
it was a little awkward having a conversation with this big Beasty man as i went to school with him and his unwashed hair and awful complexion was beginning to make me feel that i wasn't in the wind in the willows anymore, but in some kind of remake of lord of the rings, but filmed through a fish eye lens
i abruptly began to run, "SORRY MATE, ILL EXPLAIN LATER!" and continued on my journey
through a field
it had flooded
i thought i was going to die
luckily i got myself out of the swamp
(actually more of a puddle)
continuing on my way again...
thinking it was an excellent idea to cycle on the roads, (as cycling on the pavements is obviously illegal) and cycling on acid isnt, obviously, duh
i headed down the side streets to avoid the mains and found myself unable to see,
each light from cars, houses, bikes, traffic merged into one swirling pattern, and as i began to cycle down the kaleidoscope of Death i began to wonder "where the fuck am i going? am i on the right side of the road? no wait i need to the on the left! is this actually a road.....i just need to go east, or is it north, perhaps i should just fly, i wish gravity would come back then i would be able to go north...perhaps not, don't want to fall into the sky again........ "
i don't know how i survived that night
although i must say i really do regret these things and its damn lucky no-one got hurt