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Emperor_Palpatine

Member since Dec 2009 • Last active Jun 2012
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  • in Miscellaneous and Meaningless
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    the emperor's wonderful new clothes.

    Er, unlike your pitiful Queen, I see no need to spend billions on pastel shaded suits. I can cut quite the dash in a simple robe.

    It's straightforward really, turn out in new kit every day and people criticise you for costing the nation. Rock the old robe constantly and nobody notices you've been spending the whole fucking welfare state on a death star.

    I know you've tried with the fencing mask things and that 'shard', but come one, I've got shuttles bigger than those.

  • in Miscellaneous and Meaningless
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    Hipsters are just people who wear clothes from the 80s but don't realise it.

    It's really nothing to worry about.

  • in Current Projects
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    Flow Myth custom build finished at the weekend. Fox Vanilla forks, XT 9 speed gears, gusset BB, crank, chainring, stem, Haye Nine brakes. Runs lovely and is my new favourite bike.

    Needs (to get it spot on) - saddle angle, black headset spacers, bar ends*, chain guide, rear wheel bearings.

    • This is a bar-end.

    This is something which to my mind does not exist, let alone have the same name as what you put on the end of your bars for aesthetic and safety reasons. I've blanked them out -

    You mean "bar end plugs".

  • in General
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    No, sorry, you are mistaken. Nobody likes cinelli mash here. They are shit, hipster wannabe bikes. In London, people spit on them.

  • in Track Cycling and Velodromes
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    And the welsh bloke with the funny chin who came 1st in the tour de France, why isn't he riding it? Seems like you're paying an awful lot of money just to see a load of nearly men.

  • in Track Cycling and Velodromes
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    And if Lance Armstrong is so good, why isn't he riding it?

  • in Track Cycling and Velodromes
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    Seems like a rip-off. Who wants to watch overpaid millionaires, like that Steve wiggins with the stupid hair, riding around a circle and falling off and crying like babies? Downhill is better, at least they have skills.

  • in Miscellaneous and Meaningless
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    Whatever people say, Prince and Lenny Kravitz are solid craftsmen.

    Well I wouldn't let those two cunts loose in my en-suite, no matter how bad the leak.

    Fucking builders, always behind schedule and always with the excuses. Kravitz & co look like they've never done an honest days's work in their entire life.

  • in Cycle Touring and Bikepacking
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    Istanbul. Or Constantinople?

  • in General
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    I am well schooled in the noble arts, I am also short and green.

    Bring it on.

    Excellent, excellent.......

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