Charlie_The_Bikemonger2

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• The fixie-vision sticker contest

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• The fixie-vision sticker contest

  in Classifieds • 15 years, 5 months

  

  The sweets will be back soon.
  The mods are concerned over the commercial intent here... just giving away stickers.
  Hold on dont vote yet. If we can get this out of the shopping forum and back in general, we can have a vote in a fresh posting (previously removed by mods) later this week. Once we have some winners, and some stickers printed, all you guys need to do is email me your address and I will mail you some stickers free of charge. And no you wont be spammed or added to my email list. Just giving away srtickers for fun.

• The fixie-vision sticker contest

  in Classifieds • 15 years, 5 months

  

  Vote now in the euro-fixie-vison-sticker contest

  Yeah the nominations are in (and I have been skiving off cycling round Cornwall, sorry about the delay), so vote for the sticker which you think is best. We will have a winner (or several), I will get a shed load made up and everyone can have some free stickers.

  And the nominations for best euro-fixie-vision sticker are:

  it's just a fucking bike
  my other ride is your mum
  fixie-skidder
  Talk straight - Think circles
  This machine kills knees
  This Machines Kills Fascists
  This machine kills halfords
  I went to Halfords and all I got was this lousy bike
  Hello, I am a bicycle
  Hipster transport union, fixing the future
  Jim Fixed this for me
  My messenger bag haz no messages
  We still hang bike thieves
  Ride Fixies - Not Pixies
  My bike will kick your bikes head in
  Fun between your legs
  the wheels on the bike go round n round
  my beaters well weapon

  VOTE NOW* by just replying stating which one you like ... and we will have an award ceremony here one evening next week

  • small print BS, I may miscount and get it all wrong, It doesn't really matter. Calm down.
    
• The fixie-vision sticker contest

  in Classifieds • 15 years, 5 months

  

  Yeah the nominations are in (and I have been skiving off cycling round Cornwall, sorry about the delay), so vote for the sticker which you think is best. We will have a winner (or several), I will get a shed load made up and everyone can have some free stickers.

  And the nominations for best euro-fixie-vision sticker are:

  it's just a fucking bike
  my other ride is your mum
  fixie-skidder
  Talk straight - Think circles
  This machine kills knees
  This Machines Kills Fascists
  This machine kills halfords
  I went to Halfords and all I got was this lousy bike
  Hello, I am a bicycle
  Hipster transport union, fixing the future
  Jim Fixed this for me
  My messenger bag haz no messages
  We still hang bike thieves
  Ride Fixies - Not Pixies
  My bike will kick your bikes head in
  Fun between your legs
  the wheels on the bike go round n round
  my beaters well weapon

  VOTE NOW* and we will have an award ceremony here one evening next week

  • small print BS, I may miscount and get it all wrong, It doesn't really matter. Calm down.
    
• The fixie-vision sticker contest

  in Classifieds • 15 years, 5 months

  

  Cool, got a load there.

  Starting Tonight (wednesday) we will post up a short list... have a vote (calls wont be charged, your vote may not count. etc etc) and I will get us a load of stickers made up.

• The fixie-vision sticker contest

  in Classifieds • 15 years, 5 months

  

  yep... like those.

• The fixie-vision sticker contest

  in Classifieds • 15 years, 5 months

  

  [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]Just like the euro-vision song contest with stickers.[/SIZE][/FONT]
  [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]I send out a few free stickers with every order, things like:[/SIZE][/FONT]
  [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT]
  [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]More Beers Than Gears[/SIZE][/FONT]
  [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]More Gonads Than gears[/SIZE][/FONT]
  [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]No Britneys[/SIZE][/FONT]
  [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]One Less Car[/SIZE][/FONT]
  [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]I Brake For cake[/SIZE][/FONT]
  [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]If it aint fixed its broken[/SIZE][/FONT]
  [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]Bob Marley’s Wailers smoked my derailleurs [/SIZE][/FONT]
  [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT]
  [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]and I’m about to get more made up and want your help. Suggest a new sticker, post it up here, I will short list them, and later this week we will have a forum based vote. And the winner gets a wad of stickers with their slogan on it... and everyone else can have some free stickers too.[/SIZE][/FONT]
  [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]So what ya got?[/SIZE][/FONT]
  [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]Cheers... Charlie[/SIZE][/FONT]

• Is it ethical..?

  in Miscellaneous and Meaningless • 15 years, 6 months

  

  Thanks for giving me special treatment. This does happen from time to time, and people have always sent the spare one back - we cover the postage, and normally send them something cool for being cool.

• A little drugs anyone?

  in General • 15 years, 6 months

  

  She made mountainbiking a lot more colourful back in the day... and she earnt so much money from racing... I dunno why you risk everything for a few bucks more.

• Welcome

  in General • 15 years, 6 months

  

  Hi,
  Charlie again, but with new ID as I lost the last one (probably under the fridge with all those loose bearings). Blatently clocking up my 3 new postings to get full access back.
  Cheers
  Charlie
  www.charliethebikemonger.com