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It's my 12-year polo anniversary. At the time of this I think there are only 3 active players on the planet who have been doing it longer: Messman, Dr Doom and The Ringer. After so many years I am treating myself to something special. This summer I am riding my bicycle from Sicily to Berlin!Note, if you are reading this you are probably better than me. I can mix it up with just about anyone its not like I get to play every day. BUT YOU CAN HELP!
I want to play more often and to do this Im gonna need a few things:
- polo bike
- mallet
- place to stay
While biking across the continent and looking for polo matches I am also throwing down some amazing fucking bicycle-themed pornography. If you like sex and you like bikes then you most certainly will like our show. Some may think this is silly or exploitative but considering how much sex there is in media I think we should take this matter into our own hands rather than leave it up to a faceless entity.
The Bike Smut film festival is hilarious, touching, endearing, artistic, and frequently genital engorging. But it's more than just a fun time to drink and heckle with your friends. It's time to bring some sexual awareness to your community. This is an opportunity to revel in 7 years of great fucking artistic expressions!What I'm talking about it a collection of short, erotic bike movies that are fun and inspiring! There are no DVDs of the program, and only a few trailers are available online. The only way to watch Bike Smut is when we bring it to town.
We have a big polo-porno-party set for 17 May in Milano. That is gonna be excellent; I hope some of you get to join us because they are planning to throw down. Here is one of the videos they made for us:
BITCHY TUTORIAL VOL.1 "HANDLEBAR MAINTENANCE" on Vimeo
Here is a video from our show in Romania. I was told it was their first time playing polo in Bucharest. Hilarious because I got spanked by some of the players in Budapest just a few days before. Bike Smut Romania on Vimeo
bring it. bikesmut@gmail.com
- polo bike
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Get Back to TWERK!
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moreover you should definitely not create any porn of your own...
Do not click on links like this: http://bikeporntour.blogspot.com/2009/03/submit-to-sexiest-bike-show-in-world.html
And most certainly, no matter what else happens
**DEFINITELY do not SUBMIT!
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Yea, Bike Smut came to the UK a couple months back. Bristol, London, Brighton... a couple others I think. Sorry you missed it!
I just found out about a polo turny happening this weekend in Berlin!
totally sold out, but I hope to catch some action tomorrow. Please send me your contacts! Thanks!!