As an independent and free-thinking, free-speaking, citizen could I just say that without my Foffa my presidency of the United States of America would have been in mortal danger. Thank you, and God bless you.
Would have to be my dodgy 'special Olympics' comment about my lack of bowling skills when chatting with Jay Leno. The Mrs nearly gave me a slap for that one.
Greetings, I thought it polite to introduce myself in the appropriate manner. I look forward to becoming a valuable member of your fixie community. Thank you.
Really like the look of that Rufus Stone in mustard yellow. Yummy.