Spookey_Spokes

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• Wanted: 700c front wheel

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• Wanted: 700c front wheel

  in Wanted Adverts • 16 years, 7 months

  

  Aye, never.

• Profanity Therapy Thread (18+)

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• Wanted: 700c front wheel

  in Wanted Adverts • 16 years, 7 months

  

  Need a new 700c front wheel, anyone have any to sell?
  Preferably in black.

• Profanity Therapy Thread (18+)

  in Miscellaneous and Meaningless • 16 years, 7 months

  

  Amen Brother.

• Profanity Therapy Thread (18+)

  in Miscellaneous and Meaningless • 16 years, 7 months

  

  Actually I originally DID want to have sex with the corpse 'till someone pointed out that I'd likely get a disease. Then I'd need to be putting more than just Chamois Cream on my boys.

• Profanity Therapy Thread (18+)

  in Miscellaneous and Meaningless • 16 years, 7 months

  

  So today my front wheel got stolen and it occurred to me than even though the thief has been caught on camera, nothing much will happen.
  And I got angry.

  Trouble is being angry won't help, and my friends don't want to hear me bitching....

  SO

  I propose that people who have been wronged vent their anger here. And if anyone has any advice on how to get over the loss it is welcome.

  For instance:

  If I ever catch the bastard who stole my wheel, I'm gonna find his mum, beat her to death with a frying pan then wait for the funeral. At said funeral I'll hide until my opportune moment and then jump out grab the corpse and then beat HIM with her until he pays for a replacement.
  Then I'll straiten my tie.
  And kick him in the nads.
  Then leave.

  Aaaaaaaah. Much better.