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• Most dangerous road users

  in General • 16 years, 6 months

  

  South Africans park their cars in a "Grudge"

• Is wearing Lycra a bit gay...?

  in General • 16 years, 7 months

  

  I have to wear my old "once" lycra shorts because I can't afford £150 for a pair of shins or wotever they calls them.

• Please read... cannot believe this just happened after West End Drinks

  in General • 16 years, 7 months

  

  My name officer? yes Harold Roberts junior.

• Oxford Street is Closed

  in General • 16 years, 7 months

  

  "At least the Furher made the trains run on time." Your journey to the Daily Mail is now complete.

• Oxford Street is Closed

  in General • 16 years, 7 months

  

  What we needs is a proper war and no error.

• I hate

  in Miscellaneous and Meaningless • 16 years, 7 months

  

  Prince William, the toffee nosed bastard.

• Bib shorts: Pros and Cons?

  in Bikes & Bits • 16 years, 7 months

  

  They're good for those spontaneous Freddy Mercury moments.

• Skidmata

  in General • 16 years, 7 months

  

  Change hands at 99 dammit.

• So who's actually taken a tumble in London then?

  in General • 16 years, 8 months

  

  I rode into a triangular "men at work" sign at 23mph, was stupidly looking at speedo instead of sign - Broken shoulder 3 places, luckily I'd just overtaken an ambulance who stopped and obliged. My first experience of morphine, didn't care for it.

• Bike comradeship

  in General • 16 years, 8 months

  

  Found a condom in the corner of my bag, the triumph of hope over experience methinks........