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Make sure you get there early so that you have enough time to get good and sauced because as everyone knows sobriety is cheating (unless of course you're 11, then it's perfectly acceptable and the only way forward).
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Hillbilly you had better take off that sexy Man suit you wore at the last comp and put on your grizzly Beast suit. I really wish I could give you a skid for your money. Plus I need new shoes. Gol darnit.
Broken bits are feeling better and looking weirder. It's a win win.
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I was thinking of doing it naked...
Always the way forward.
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The Nocturne was for practice, this is for serious:
http://www.houseofpistard.com/God Hates Tyres was the event I was trying to drunkenly plug the other night. Should be a blast.
I was really looking forward to both of these events.
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Rad shit Donut. Get your head down and kiss that tire! I'll bet it tastes almost as good as that bubbly.
I'm gutted that I couldn't do it dudes. However I did get to pass out on bus and wake up in Tottenham at 3:30 this morning. Public transportation: I declare you to be my enemy.
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I'll pay £5 for the opportunity to break the other side of his collarbone.I'll let you break the same one for a fiver. Judging from the x-ray it couldn't get much broker.
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This race, just like every race tom organizes, sounds epic. I'm work on the spoke card right now. If the rase doesn't sound like your kind of thing you can still register and get one.
Does that sound desperate sad-puppy or wot?
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Hello friends,
Berlin is a hell of a town: rich history, friendly people, beautiful architecture, and really really strong delicious beer. Last Friday night; with the help of said booze I got myself into a bit of trouble at the post race alley cat party at the ECMCs. I'm a bit foggy on the details but there was a dark bike path and an evil curb involved. The cold hard fact is that my collarbone is broke into a couple of burdensome bits and I'm off the bike for at least six weeks, probably more like eight.
Since I'm dependant on the bike for income this situation is a bit of a proverbial bum fuck. I'm raking my tired, painkiller riddled mind for ways to hustle for some cash. Luckily, as you all know, the London scene is flippin' rad. There is an alley cat planned for tomorrow night kicking off from the foundry at normal race time. Sounds kinda fast and furious but if that's not your bag come down and register for a rad-ass spoke card designed by yours truly. The LCEF was also kind enough to donate a box of hats that will be on sale there for CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP! Additionally here are rumors of another race taking place a week from this Friday. Something along the lines of "Dash for the Crash." Stay posted for details. If that's not enough for ya’ll, the little lady and I are thinking of designing some charity grips. She's a professional sculptor so they should be pretty legit. It could be a week or two before they are ready but if there is interest I’ll get them out asap.
I cannot even begin to thank everyone for their support. I’m completely at a loss for how to express my love for this town and all my friends here. The accident was entirely my own fault, and to be honest entirely inevitable, and still everyone’s been coming to my aid. I’ll leave it at that before I start to weep.
Did anyone else see Manchester's one handed, around-the-world mallet spining, chav wheelie up the whole length of the court?
You guys are me heros. Who is this James Brown? Neverheardofhim.