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Police have just told us to leave our office and lock up; South End of Hoxton St.
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If you want to properly screw him, do this:
-ring him up and feign interest in the bike, arrange a meeting (preferably at his address)
-if he wont meet at his address, take one of your mates along to meet him but get your mate to hang back (hide), then when you leave have your mate follow him home.
-buy a cheap pay as you go with cash
-now you know where he lives, ring up the police on the payg and report terrorist activity/osama bin laden/gunshots fired etc from his address (gunshots fired probably being the most effective). this will have the police on him like a ton of bricks.
-throw the previously purchased payg into the thames -
Sorry to drag up an old thread but that bike is still in Mornington Crescent, handlebar decoration and all!
Spotted her heading north across Southwark Bridge this morning. She went batshit crazy at the lights at the northern end; making some weird bloodcurdling screams at a van driver. Sounded like the fucking horrible noises foxes make when they are shagging / dying / whatever.
Most disconcerting thing is she looks very normal. Decent tourer with 26" wheels, panniers, high viz etc. She's reasonably quick too. Will try to get pics next time.