wintermute

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• Spotted...

  in General • 11 years, 11 months

  

  lol.

• Spotted...

  in General • 12 years, 6 months

  

  powder blue fix rolling on white rims passing through the centre of covent garden gymbox

• Liar's Wednesday

  in Miscellaneous and Meaningless • 12 years, 7 months

  

  bacon is in fact composed of the vast amounts of dead flesh cut from the forehead of rupert murdoch, gently basted with cat bile

• I hate

  in Miscellaneous and Meaningless • 12 years, 7 months

  

  Actually Id say you were probably acting like a friend, rather than the biggest cunt in the world.

  well, I might be if I was responding to your objective inebriation, as opposed to using a cheap line to top up my bubbling vat of self-righteous ectoplasm juice

• I hate

  in Miscellaneous and Meaningless • 12 years, 7 months

  

  cunts who tell me "you're high", or "you want to cut down on the skunk 'mate'"....

  A) FUCK OFF
  B) I'D BE THE BIGGEST CUNT IN THE WORLD IF I TOLD YOU "You've had too much to drink you loudmouth shitsack" or "may want to cut down on the drink, you're acting like a condescending COCKWRETCH"
  C) DIE

• Asspokkalyppzze Naoowww... HHSBz Slide to Brighton - 19th May 2012

  in Rides & Races • 12 years, 7 months

  

  1. Malaysian - Hipster Tats
     
  2. Tenderoni - Hipster Tats
     
  3. 1000archangels
     
  4. Sumo - Hipster Tats
     
  5. ChainBreaker (if my back holds out)
     6.pt - Hipster Hats
     
  6. 'swine
     
  7. Xander - Hipster Tats
     
  8. Stonehedge
     
  9. Veigalane
     
  10. BlueQuinn
      
  11. Spotter
      
  12. Eamesy - Hipster Tats
      
  13. shinkuu kiss - Wearing Gap
      
  14. qckpcktckrfltcktrlwflptcty
      
  15. dmayn91
      
  16. Lolabelle - Hipster Tats
      
  17. Markypoos
      
  18. bun
      
  19. chris152008
      
  20. Dom
      
  21. BianchiMasher - Hipster Tats
      
  22. Paramounted
      
  23. avellana - temporary hipster tats
      
  24. roymund
      
  25. Yasi
      
  26. StuF
      
  27. OldSkuleRacer +gf - no hipster tats or cricket bats
      
  28. vunugu
      
  29. scoot - hipster tats AND hipster hats
      
  30. Nuknow - In like Errol Flynn.
      
  31. Sweats - Hipster Tats and Tipster Hats
      
  32. Mobidog - Flipsta Flaps and Snappy Snaps
      
  33. Iknowhowtowhistle- might bring a hipster cat.
      
  34. Cjupcjakes
      
  35. EEI - stickers & half a hipster tat
      
  36. maxtm - rollin' topless with felt tip tats
      
  37. HÏnáta
      
  38. Dimi3
      
  39. superjoe
      
  40. Foofoo
      
  41. Andypancake (tbc)
      
  42. J-Rok
      
  43. Apolloxl
      
  44. B0N0R - hipster hats
      
  45. Arben Zilci
      
  46. Oliverball - hipster hats and asthma attacks
      
  47. Dandy - provisionally
      
  48. roboto - one embarrassing hipster tat and rolling tobacco
      
  49. FixedCheese
      
  50. SP - no tats but innappropriate footwear and a pretentious taste in music
      
  51. wintermute - bowtie and spats
      
• Cannondale track build

  in Current Projects • 12 years, 7 months

  

  best. frame. ever.

  mine is dying, some **********bag *******face damaged one of the seatstays ;(

• Touring on a fixed

  in Cycle Touring and Bikepacking • 12 years, 7 months

  

  how so? trailer carried clothes and camping stuff, while leaving me free to dump it and ride around unburdened

• Touring on a fixed

  in Cycle Touring and Bikepacking • 12 years, 7 months

  

  cycled to berlin on fixed track with a trailer. was fucking lush!

• Spotted...

  in General • 12 years, 7 months

  

  puffing on a fag, busting down on an ace :)