Why’d they take him to two different hospitals? Surely taking both bits to the same hospital would’ve given them a better chance to stitch him back together.
We have pints, too. Schooners - arguably my preferred serving size - are the ones that you can’t always get.
(And don’t start me on a “South Australian pint”, which isn’t.)
It’s a pity, @snottyotter was such a promising anaesthesiologist.