Valentine Massacre Alleycat

Posted on Sun 1st, February 2015

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• #1

africanherbsman

Race! 6:30pm meet and get manifest, 7pm start.
2 quid to race, or just bring some small prizes (anything goes, we don't care!)
Get your mates on this one, lets try and make it bigger than last time. We know you're out there, come have some bike fun
any bike allowed
• #2

diceface

Yeah buddy! Well up for this.
• #3

OllieTheWizard

If #roadiedouchebags are allowed then I'm in!
• #4

africanherbsman

of course they're allowed, it's actively encouraged! Chris Pickering won the last track stand competition on his roadie, pretty fucking impressive.
• #5

africanherbsman

Oh yeah, it'll be a bit of a fancy dress theme, Valentine's theme or Friday 13th, whichever floats your boat!
• #6

OllieTheWizard

The last time the 13th fell on a Friday (June), I got hit by a bus and destroyed my Cannondale/shoulder. Incidentally, I also have the number 13 tattoo'd on my neck because of how painfully unlucky I am

First person to find my lifeless body on Friday night wins a bonus prize
• #7

africanherbsman

Haha, Ollie don't jinx yourself. But yes, be safe and don't jump any red lights...

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