Can't be fucked to do my clearout sale.

Would someone like to come over and offer me a low ball lump sum to take away all my unused bike crap and then sell it, to make themselves mad profitzzz?

At a guess I reckon I could make a couple of hundred quid by selling stuff and would probably let it all go for fifty.

I'm in Herne Hill.

If anyone is interested, let me know and I'll do a post with more info.

In the unlikely event that more than one person is interested, I will accept a vicious bidding war or unarmed combat to the death.

I will accept a vicious bidding war or unarmed combat to the death.

Standing start drag sprint surely?

Will consider it. Fixed only.

hey if it's got a fair amount of fixed stuff i could be v interested in insulting your ancestors and taking it off you for fifty.

RE: unarmed combat - I was hoping
it was going to go in the direction of turning HH into a quasi-Coloseum and we could engage in a mass start brawl depending on number of interested parties. DM me to make secret alliances.

In for the unarmed combat to the death.

Interested!!!

wot you got? I'm 5 mins down the road and always interested in bits..

Right, it looks like I need to give some more info and allow the bids to get rolling. Although, I may well be breaking the rules if I try to run an auction. @Velocio can you advise?

I'll bring out all the shit and photograph it, without itemising it.

OK, a little auction doesn't seem to be against the classifieds rules, to my reading of them. So let's do it.

Photos of stuff attached here.

£80 takes the lot.

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I'll start with £50

When do you need it collected?

within the next week, but sooner the better really

Although, I may well be breaking the rules if I try to run an auction. @Velocio can you advise?

You can't run an auction.

Auctions are regulated in the UK.
Charity things are regulated (i.e. tombola) but at least have a lower barrier of entry (prove that the draw is fair and you're OK).

So it's best to avoid auctions. You're the one with liability (so I didn't make it against rules). Plus this software isn't really set up for it (it gets messy).

I want to do this so bad. Following with interest.

I’ve got a load in E17 that I need rid of.

If a price has been asked for (say £50), does people putting in offers make it an auction?

Maybe start the price a bit high (100gbp?) then drop it by 5gbp every day until it's gone?

Maybe start the price a bit high (100gbp?) then drop it by 5gbp every day until it's gone?

This might be an idea.

Hummmm, I'll ponder for an hour or so

In just for the spectating.

Does anyone think a LFGSS bike jumble / yard sale would be a do-able event … ?

Yep for sure. Good idea.

Changed the photo post.

£80 for the lot, collected.

Lazy fucker.

Yep

It's a quality I'm proud of.

Laziness drove the invention of the wheel.

And the power tool.

Cheeky £70 ;)