Vanmoof Standard Straight Shitbike **SOLD**

I'm sure someone will love this modern day Father Brown bike, however much I dislike it. What you see is what you get - brand new in the box.

Half the retail price. £300 CIK

• Built in rear and front light charged and powered by a front dynamo hub (cool)
  
• Front disc brake (because its a "legal requirement") *edit A DRUM BRAKE
  
• Comes in one size (because... fuck knows) to quote the website "The Standard Straight is perfect for anyone between 170 cm and 210 cm tall"
  
• Comes with instructions (so you know how to ride the bike)
  
• Couple tools to make it work
  
• Bell so everyone can see the monstrosity you're riding
  
• Fenders to keep your ass from getting dirty
  
• Single speed
  
• Built in bike stand
  
  

Local pickup around Bromley or could meet at Victoria/Waterloo with just bike or box included (its massive). Drop me a message if you'd like to arrange postage.

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Front disc brake

Drum brake.

Roller brake ;)

The Shimano Rollerbrake is a variety of drum brake which is strong for its size.

The plot thickens.

You don’t happen to work at PVH do ya?

It's pulled the very canny trick of being both stealth and very unstealth.

So what actual size is it?

Its all about the finer details...

Doesn't say on the website and don't have a ruler...

https://www.vanmoof.com/en_gb/bikes/standard-straight-2017

I guess you already tried and asked, but you cant return it anymore? whaddup?

Needs more matt.

The bike is brand new. Nothing is up...

no i just asked /suggested that if you still can, return it. return postage will not be 300 quid will it?

Put it in marktplaats.nl will fly away