Make hybrids great again

For sale I have a tremendous bike. The best bike. An American bike (the brand at least).

Offered to you all is a Specialized Sirrus Sport 2011. Size large, 58cm TT and 57cm ST. Perfect for riding around town or on paths when you want to inspect your Wall.

Has rack mounts and mudguard fittings. Not like those foreign fixeh bikes. SAD.

It has the greatest spec. 21 speed (I think). Alu frame with a couple of paint chips. New tyres still with the moulding on - Maxxis Detonaters in a salute to our military.

Rear derailleur is tremendous. Front derailleur is the BEST*.

(*Alternative fact - it needs recabling and doesn't really work)

This is the best deal. £50, cash gets it. Pickup only in Putney.

For those mainstream media doubters and fake news failures I think I have the receipt somewhere to prove that this greatest deal actually belongs to me.

Tremendous, 9/10, would read again. Add pic for mo points.

Have you got any pictures of this incredible machine

Fake news. Unless pictures provided.

I'm impressed! How many superlatives can you put in the same ad and sentence? 'Make america great again'!

SEE YOU IN COURT

Pics hopefully attached. I'm useless at the cyber.

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Haha best answer you could have given me! :)

Libtard website

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Get it before the travel ban comes into force

More pics (hopefully)

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And another

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Dibs

No PM from @sacredhart. Could be an Alternative Dibs. But I've always respected him. PM to win bigly.

Had one of these stolen from my workplace in 2011. Stay safe out there people.

Tax Return from Evans found. Also proves that this is the Best Deal.

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Greatest bike! Grab it by the bottom bracket!
( I'd make my Spanish girlfriend pay for it)

Did lol

Awesome. I truly am not worthy.... In fact, I shouldn't really have posted.....Sorry :o(

Undibds glws

Bump for a budding Cheeto Mussolini.

Dibs please

Amazing add... cant stop laffing

Got a bit of interest - Smart People know this is the BEST DEAL.

@Thrasher Must be Bad Dudes. This'll stop with The Wall.

SOLD.

Deal better than TTIP (but that's easy).

Next up: some GREAT F35s at a bargain price.