thread closed

the suspense is killing me.

Will what?

Marry?

Snog?

Avoid?

Fall madly in love with then drunkenly try to poke its sister?

Stalk online for months whilst using your tears as lubricant for your fleshlight?

Are you drinking?

Take out for a modestly priced meal, exchange a few half hearted text messages with, then just log back into Tinder because contracting RSI is more fun than communicating with real people?

Not had a drink in three months. The irony.

Keep it up. Sounds like you don't need it anyway.

mount tubeless on

... never use as an excuse to start a why-oh-why, wank-wank-fucking-wank, water-cooler-moment, please-just-fuck-off-to-BikeRadar/TTF/CycleChat, "discuss" thread.

This thread is quite obviously a mistake - My deepest apologies.

Don't be so wet.

If you're going to collapse into a passive - aggressive heap every time someone disagrees with you, then you might as well turn the lights off now.

Getting in on the joke, fighting back or simply ignoring the haterz are all options.

Princess Diana eyes and a tremulous sigh shouldn't be.

not sure the thread is closed, the title is even worse now as it is a lie

don't tell @LeChef

Is there an official procedure to close a thread?

@Scilly.Suffolk It was very early, it wasn't my best

Right-hand sidebar: hit the "go" button next to the dropdown menu, which reads "close".