Ban the Bike UK

Ban The Bike calls for a compulsory cyclist training, compulsory identification objects, compulsory insurance! Help us take the first step towards the solution of this issue by signing our petition.
We want cyclists to be responsible on the road, accountable for their actions and our roads safe again!
Visit our website http://www.banthebike.com to let you prove that some cyclist are causing danger on the road.
Sign the petition here: https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/113374

Here we go

Who the fuck do you think you are?

Top trolling...

banthebanthebike

This has got to be a wind up.

Thread of the year already.

Top trolling

Trollolol?

Who causes the majority of accidents on the roads in the UK? Drivers

A large proportion of drivers are not insured...

Yet, have you noticed we are not calling for banthecar?

I've signed the petition by the way, and already banned all my bikes to help the cause.

11 signatures so far, looks like this has been taken to heart by the British Public.

Cyclists scrape the side of a car and not afraid of anything

I agree. Fucking cyclists, getting places quickly without killing anyone or warming the planet up or being obese. Ban the fuckers. Now.

Really concerned because I can actually still see people cycling outside right now in direct violation of the ban.

It's 10:47 on Monday 29th Feb 2016.

Hahaha. A 'straight to VHS' petition. Yawn and ignore.

I've gone outside to take some photos and send them to the police.

has op considered the cycle training thread ?

I have a proposal... why not make a cycling proficiency exam a compulsory requirement as part of the driving licence. All road users must abide by the same highway code, and no one should be allowed to take control of two tons of high velocity metal until they have first demonstrated that they are capable of negotiating the road in a safe and considerate fashion on a 10kg bicycle under their own steam.

As usual, this shit has been cross posted on other fora:

http://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=310663

polis no catched me 5/7 noscope

11 signatures so far, looks like this has been taken to heart by the British Public

Only 4 of those signatures are in the petitioner's home ward of Lewisham East, surly there are more family members who could be convinced ?

When will the mob reveal the location, business interest and most importantly, the peculiar bedroom preferences of the person who set this up?

Tempted to sign.

Gets debated in parliament.
Gets thrown out as absurd.
Gets thrown back in the face of anyone who suggests it in the future.

Bieks R def.

good point, signed

B@N @LL THE THlNGS!