London League VII Fixture Chat

Arrange and announce games for London Bike Polo League VII on this thread. League tables are listed here and scheduled games are listed in post #2.

Spectators, hecklers, beer drinkers encouraged.

Teams have three players each. Matches consist of three 15-minute games. Points: Win=3, draw=1, lose=0. Each division is a round robin.

The full league format is here (pdf). Ruleset: NAH.

Division I (League table)
Monorail (Adam/Rupert/Emmett)
Party Time (Luca/Tony/chris)
Xing Xang (Cam/Josh/Mat)
Three's a crowd (Big Ed/Nik/Ryan)
Dip Dye (Ed/Joe Spikes/Woody)
La Haute Bourgeoisie (Punkture/Chukker/Robbie)

Division II (League table)
Much Jokes (Miles/Shane/Danielle)
Westway (Vic/Phil/Vit)
Clerks (Felix/Jimmy/Mark)
Schlong Slots (Louis/Ben R/Jackie)
House Party (Elliot/Dan/Charlie)
I.P.A Superbrew (io/paul/ana)
Blonde, with Two Beards (Mani/Sam/Aleks)

Preseason players
La Haute Bourgeoisie (Punkture/Chukker/Robbie)
Much Jokes (Miles/Shane/Danielle)

Full stats logged for
Bourgies v Party Time
Three's a crowd v Xing Xang
Monorail v Dip Dye
Xing Xang v Monorail
Xing Xang v La Haute Bourgeoisie
Dip Dye v Three's a crowd
Party Time v Dip Dye
Three's a crowd v Party Time
La Haute Bourgeoisie v Monorail
Monorail v Party Time
Party Time v Xing Xang
Bourgies v Dip Dye

Westway v Blonde Beards
House Party v Clerks
Jokes v Schlongs
Clerks v I.P.A
I.P.A v Blonde Beards
House Party v Jokes
Clerks v Westway
Schlong Shots vs House Party
Westway v Schlong Slots
Blonde, with Two Beards v Clerks
Jokes v Blonde, with Two Beards
Jokes v IPA
Blonde, with Two Beards v Schlong Slots
Schlong Slots v I.P.A Superbrew
House Party v Blonde, with Two Beards
Westway v I.P.A Superbrew
Clerks v Schlong Slots
Westway v House Party

It's on.

Division I Fixtures

8 Nov - 6 Dec

Round 1
Monorail v Dip Dye: 3-0.
Three's a crowd v Xing Xang: 1-2
Bourgies v Party Time: 3-o.

Round 2
Xing Xang v Monorail: 1-2
Party Time v Dip Dye: 3-0
Bourgies v Three's a crowd: 2-1

7 Dec - 25 Jan

Round 3
Monorail v Party Time: 1-2.
Xing Xang v La Haute Bourgeoisie: 3-0
Dip Dye v Three's a crowd: 2 for Dip, 1 draw

Round 4
La Haute Bourgeoisie v Monorail: 0-3
Three's a crowd v Party Time: Forfeit by Crowd.
Dip Dye v Xing Xang: 2 wins Xan, one draw.

10 Feb - 10 March

Round 5
Monorail v Three's a crowd
Bourgies v Dip Dye: 1-1-1
Party Time v Xing Xang: 2 for PT, one draw

Division II Fixtures

8 Nov - 6 Dec

Round 1
I.P.A v Blonde Beards: 3-0
Jokes v Schlongs: 2 for Jokes, 1 draw
House Party v Clerks: 0-3

Round 2
Westway v Blonde Beards: 3-0
Clerks v I.P.A: 3-0
House Party v Jokes: 2 for Jokes, 1 draw

7 Dec - 25 Jan

Round 3
Clerks v Westway: 2-1
House Party v Schlong Slots: 1-1-1
Jokes v Blonde, with Two Beards: 19-11 (2 v 3 game)

Round 4
Westway v Schlong Slots: 3-0
Blonde, with Two Beards v Clerks: 0-3
I.P.A Superbrew v Much Jokes: 0-3.

10 Feb - 24 March

Round 5
Westway v House Party: 3-0
Clerks v Much Jokes
Schlong Slots v I.P.A Superbrew: 16-1

Round 6
Much Jokes v Westway
I.P.A Superbrew v House Party
Blonde, with Two Beards v Schlong Slots: 0-3

Round 7
Westway v I.P.A Superbrew: 3-0
House Party v Blonde, with Two Beards: 3-0
Clerks v Schlong Slots: 3-0

Ooo yes ooo yessss can wait

Reckon we should keep the betting in this thread this year.

Official bet tally

Clerks v Westway, £10, Chukker v Jackie; Antonio v Max; Chukker v Punkture.
Westway to win Div II, £5, Max v Chukker
Much Jokes to win playoff, £5, Emmet v Punkture

I'll put 10 Canadian $ on Clerks winning league 2.

@Chukker_Dredd I'll take you up on Clerks v Westway. I will put £10 on Westway beating Clerks.

Make that English £ and your on H Bomb

£5 on westway to top div 2

@Jackie... That's a bet.

@M_A_X I'll take that £5 bet too.

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I got 5 on Much Jokes winning the playoff.

How are the fixtures chosen? Is it seeded? Feels like i've had roughly the same start to the league 3 years in a row, hard games at the start when you'd ideally like easier games.

I'll take this bet

Random. Every year.

If you'd like more easier games, I'm sure someone would switch Divisions with you!

Thanks to all the teams who've paid the league fees. The following teams need to pay by Saturday.

Monorail (Adam/Rupert/Emmett)
Party Time (Luca/Tony/chris)
Three's a crowd (Big Ed/Nik/Ryan)
Clerks (Felix/Jimmy/Mark)
House Party (Elliot/Dan/Charlie)

The money goes to patches and beer.

Please Paypal £15 per team to mgvidal@gmail.com. Please include a note with the following: "League VII payment - [team name]."

This is a DIY league. By making your payment you agree to the following. Please ensure that all team members read this. Each player:

1. must own a polo bike
   
2. should bring a team kit (two shirts with different team colors) to every game
   
3. should donate at least two beers to the refs at every game
   
4. should ref a fair share of games.
   

Preseason playoff is this Friday night at Mitch, right? What time to start? Anyone in for throwins before? I'm planning to come down for beers and heckles and am happy to goal ref.

Sweet, thanks, Fufu.

Preseason playoff, Jokes v Bourgies, Mitch, 7pm.

Everyone come heckle and drink with us!

OMG, I will totally ref for beer!

So we have:

Head ref: Emmet
Time and stats keeper: ????
Goal refs: Fufu & Claire

Jokes and Bourgies: Please remember that each team member is supposed to bring two beers to the game to donate to refs.

I'm in, if I make it on time don't mind timekeeping, but it's going to be tight.
Can someone remind me which rules we are using again?

Thanks Louis. NAH ruleset. Link in OP.

Please can someone pm or email my phone numbers for Antonio, Pickles and Luca? Ta.

what time do the lights go off at Mitch these days?

Throw-ins before the game?