The Tester Disapproves thread

Airtightcycles have favoured us with a car-crash of anti-porn quasi-nahbs-wank, the gold spokes are just the aperitif

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Trying to do a link to 'the Internet'.........it's too big, apparently.

doesn't he disapprove of you james ?!

;-)

This will be the thread that destroys the internet - sub'd

ha. subbed

This thread needs more Cyrillic writing.

So much material.

Much test. So despise. Many problem. More rake.

I've actually moved on to the further mutated Osymmetrics. Not sure if disapproved of though.

On Trek & chainset/chainring:

http://hellifiknow.smugmug.com/Other/Bicycles/i-k3C6JFZ/0/M/100513.0-M.jpg

Technically, the sweep on the spider/chainring arms is the wrong way around, making it anti porn. Also, it's a Trek.

On the BMC alu Track:

On the other hand, £1600 Aluminium track frame>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

On Olmo w/ bullhorns

http://www.pedalroom.com/p/olmo-leader-campa-c-record-6364_27.jpg

But anti-porn is a good home for it in the mean time.

Also that Olmo. Bullhorns? srsly?

On Yokeiseasy crankset & Pegoretti posts in porn:

http://prollyisnotprobably.com/wp-co...town_MFG-8.jpg

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-kXlqPVPOgA8/UE4Fl-uWfbI/AAAAAAAAAlg/9TV5P2pN1SQ/s800/DSCN1685.JPG

↑↑&↑↑↑ Just had to double check the thread title, two anti posts in a row

Yeah, genius; non-replaceable chain ring on an overweight and expensive crank. Somewhat the opposite of what it says at Matthew 11:30

**On Cannondale track & Triple triangles:
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http://25.media.tumblr.com/007fc54cf29221c61c2e261ab8071855/tumblr_n2g9hsJ2HA1sub4e9o1_1280.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/658293467419212df1cfff1c0f314ba1/tumblr_n2g9kv4Lsx1sub4e9o1_1280.jpg

Cantilevered track ends followed by triple triangles. Will the anti porn never end?

**On NAHBS:
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Fuck, just realised we're about to be assaulted by the annual NAHBS-wank apocalypse. Maybe I should unsubscribe for a month :-)

On sarcasm:

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit :-)

On random CAAD10 bike:

http://www.pedalroom.com/p/cannondale-caad10-black-inc-16895_1.jpg

That's really quite unpleasant to look at

This is just the last 10 pages of the porn thread lol.

^ HA! Sarcasm

Use the LFGSS attach function, not that crappy image host

On Imageshack.

I love this thread already.

Standard petty shite

Could everybody please stop saying Kharkov/Xарьков. The Ukrainian centre of bicycle production is located in the city of Kharkiv/Харків

Charków

If you're Polish, there is some legitimacy if you say Lwów when you mean Львів, but even the maximum extent of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth didn't get anywhere near Харків

Feminazis

Or perhaps the problem is that feminazis want you to think that, because it serves their agenda to paint their critics as critical of the whole idea of egalitarianism, when what critics of feminazis really object to is extremism.

Kijów (yes, it actually was part of Polish Crown, not Commonwealth)

I don't need to use google to find the correct spelling of Київ*, but I did feel the need to use Cyrillic because there is no yi in any of the Latin alphabets I checked. I think the Latynka would be Kijiv, but, taking my cue from the majority of Ukrainians, I resist Latynka as much as I resist the Russified form, Kiev.

Now that I've looked a bit harder, I've found an i with diaeresis, so in future, when directly addressing you on the subject of the Capital of Ukraine, I'll write Kiïv so that you don't have to trouble your poor little head over funny foreign letters. To everybody else, I'll continue to use Cyrillic, since you seem to be the only person who has such a struggle.

Good spot, if I'd actually used google I'd have got it right :-) Not the first time I've written і when I should have written и

However, yi (ї) in Ukrainian is not the same as ye (e/є) in Russian/Ukrainian, and for that reason Russian pronunciation of Киев is not the same as Ukrainian pronunciation of Київ

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So James, are we going to get a "James whinges about..." thread?

Or a "Hippy eats..." thread?

Or a* "What the fuck is Ed saying?!"* thread?

Or an "Andyp pours scorn on" thread?

Or a "JB is selling..." thread?

Or a "Dammit has bought.." thread?

Free Webspace.

Free webspace is worth slightly less than what you pay for it.

Do not offend the Tester, for he is omniscient, omnipotent and omnipresent. He also has access to weapons-grade plutonium and knows where you live.

Or a "Dammit has bought.." thread?

That's my FB feed

Or a "What the fuck is Ed saying?!" thread?

u bin Scobled thread

Or a "JB is selling..." thread?

Or a "Dammit has bought.." thread?

Request to Moderators: please merge these threads.

u bin Scobled thread

...is slightly funnier than this thread but more of a guilty pleasure.

I love this thread so far. I appreciate most of Testers comments the way I appreciate Saki or https://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/24956.Dorothy_Parker or the obvious king of the sayer-of-mean-cool-things category.