Is anyone in the west end at 9.45 today?

I'm queueing for opera tickets in covent garden and have just found out that its only one ticket per person. Can anyone help save valentines day and be my ticket-buying buddy when the box office opens at 9.45? As long as there are two people, i can get two tickets!

bribe a homeless person with tenants super if push comes to shove.

good luck! i am pretty sure someone on here will come to your rescue - i would if i was in the area.

Damn ticket touts coming in and taking all our tickets etc...

Hope you manage to find someone - that really sucks!

who the hell goes to the opera on their own?

who the hell goes to the opera?

three words
ten pin bowling

two words.

happy hour at TGI Fridays.

that word queueing is the problem I have. if you reckon it would be for no more than ten mins I can help

i rode past the opera house this morning - it's all cordoned off at the moment with hi viz rent-a-plods blocking anyone from going through. you may need a third to create a diversion by getting their cock out.

It would be about 10 mins if you arrived at 9.55, It actually opens at 10am... but th queue is populated entirely by uptight old people.
I've chatted up an electrician and have a friend coming in from Barnet who will probably be late, so a back up would be grand!

Does greenhell ride a pink and yellow Watanabe?

nope, i don't even own a bike. i just come here to groom impressionable, easily amused, financially troubled young men.

nope, i don't even own a bike. i just come here to groom impressionable, easily amused young men.

Shame, 'cos this place is populated by po-faced middle aged gits. I recommend Mumsnet

I work nearby but should be in office by ten but let me see if I can spin by. we are talking royal opera not eno right

Shame, 'cos this place is populated by po-faced middle aged gits. I recommend Mumsnet

they sent me here! the internet is rubbish. someone should turn it off.

I work nearby but should be in office by ten but let me see if I can spin by. we are talking royal opera not eno right

Royal opera, yes.
I have a green scarf and a daft hat. At front of queue.

I'll wear a red carnation

and sidis of course

This has been beautiful, guys

Horse guy jpeg

A big massive THANK YOU to Jonny, who saved the day this morning. He even bought us each a cup of coffee to stay warm whilst we queued! Have some rep... and a picture of guy dressed up like a unicorn:

my pleasure dude. hope Don Gio delivers