Britains hardest FG city?

What's the hardest city in britain to be a fixed gear cyclist?

htfu

gotta be Chipping Norton, either that or Leighton Buzzard

actually, its deffinately Henley upon Thames - cerazay shit goes on down there

htfu

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King Edward Point

Edinburgh - big hills, terrible road surfaces and cobbles.

cobbles.

are fuuuunuuuun fixxxedd

Edinburgh - big hills, terrible road surfaces and cobbles.

You forgot about the mental drivers and permanent winter

Glasgow - Heavy traffic, steep hills, shite roads, bad weather. Loved it

Dunwich.

Terrible corrosion.

Does the cunt factor come into play at all or are we talking road condition and terrain only?

I'm interested to know where would win based on cunt factor?

London.

Depends really... Are we talking Cunt Factor per Capita (CFC) or over all Gross Cunt Factor (GCF)? If the latter clearly London tops the chart.

I think that cunts per square mile would me a more useful unit, London wins that anyway.

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"I think that cunts per square mile would me a more useful unit, London wins that anyway."

London definitely has a very high CPM, but then again to a certain extend also the infrastructure to accommodate them. You have to take the infrastructure into account, though I still suspect London might come up on top.

I'd prefer a qualitative measure of cuntness. CFC and GFC are only gunna tell you how many cunts you have in any given area.

You see, your typical London cunt is a postmodern cunt. Cos riding fixed is a normal part of the city the challenges of that city are habitualised and ritualised.

Now your cunt in a provincial city is a totally different animal. Hardened by economic decline this brings out a form of cuntedness which can not be surpassed.

My vote goes to Norwich. (Never been there though)

Manchester and Margate, two completely type of cites, are both very strong contenders as well. Technically I'm not even sure Margate is in fact a city, only based on the the type of cunts you only find in SE England seaside towns, it's right up there with the nation's main metropolis areas.

Do Sustrans and the London cycling campaign realise there are in the cuntative easing business?

^^ south east coastal cunts. The worst.

Dunwich.

Terrible corrosion.

ha!

Sheffield has a curious cpm to terrain ratio (relatively few cunts; hills of bastardly proportions), which makes it a physically difficult place to ride, but you can at least ride in relative peace.

How about a scorecard system? CMP (out of 5) + terrain (out of 5) = difficulty rating.

Sheffield: C(1) + T(5) = 6

On a serious note, "hardest city in Britain to be a fixed gear cyclist", what exactly is the criteria here?