Grapes!

A thread for all you grapes lovers out there.

Some facts about grapes:

Raisins are in actual fact not a real fruit of their own genus. They are in fact fried grapes!

There is some evidence to suggest that currants might also be raisins

Grapes and raisins may be toxic to dogs

Grapes are a favourite thing to take to someone in hospital, and in fact are known as 'the sympathy fruit'

Grapes can come I'm different varieties such as seeded. And seedless

Black grapes are the best

Black grapes are the bez

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This is no place for bigotry

'ooh me grapes' is an expression you might hear from someone accidentally sitting down on a bunch of grapes

Are olives savoury grapes?

This is no place for bigotry

'ooh me grapes' is an expression you might hear from someone accidentally sitting down on a bunch of grapes

Are there any other sayings/expressions that involve grapes?

10 years of motherfucking grape picking...

Eightball banned

Request to merge this with the I Hate... thread

Sorry, thought it said Gripes!

Loving the Waitrose special selection, they had some that were perfectly spherical, luminously yellow and tasted of nectar

What grapes are used for Rose wine? Can you get pink grapes now?

No, they are made with same grapes, just skins left on for red.

You heard it here first folks.

Wine >>>

I once knew a girl who liked raisins but didn't like currants! Imagine that!

I makes yer wonder what it's all aboot Mr Partridge!

I once knew a girl who liked raisins but didn't like currants! Imagine that!

What was her take on sultanas?

Witchcraft

Sultana Bran (Australian ad) 1990 - YouTube

http://www.cancertutor.com/Cancer/GrapeCure.html

What grapes are used for Rose wine? Can you get pink grapes now?

White grapes - white wine
Red grapes - red wine
mix up - rosé

I once knew a girl who liked raisins but didn't like currents! Imagine that!
Shocking.

also, sparkling wine is only regular wine run through a soda stream

Frozen grapes are also quite nice