Cvndsh

just thought it may be of interest but my agency just launched mark cavendish's new logo - got to meet him last night and hear him talk with mark pougatch about his bike, the tour and his plans this year. first article has come up here...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2013/jun/24/mark-cavendish-tour-de-france-2013

hopefully lots more coverage to follow, wish i could have had some of the forumgers there - maybe next time!

I wonder how he's going to go against Ptr Sgn? :)

Good for him. Hope he makes some more money.
Loaded as fuck already.

A great is cycling history.

CVNDSH, which has the motto FSTASFCK, and will be the basis for a range of products in conjunction with his backers such as the bike company Specialized.

That's not very cool

Just think of all the FLLKTWNKRS this will spawn.

WC

Oh this si funny.

Asked about yellow.

"I couldn't give a toss about the people going for the yellow jersey."

Genuinely thought you were joking Sweaty when you said the motto was FSTASFCK.

Oh dear. It's as if French Connection, sorry, FCUK, never happened.

Shoulda just called it CAV.

Also I hate this trend for green things, because I hate green.

Colourist.

My colourism aside, according to the website the 'FST AS FCK' is meant to be spaced out.

Not sure how many people will be interested in a FST AS FCK from CVNDSH?!

It's one thing to have a man crush, but that's taking it quite far.

He's quite short, he might have small hands.

Who's putting money on him for stages, btw?

He was rebranded in our house a few years ago when my son - who was about 3 at the time - asked, "is Kevin Dish going to win?".

Are you sure your son is not South African?

Fuck off.

There's a line, and you crossed it.

FT AS FCK - just for you.

Oh sweet baby Moses of hoses, and here I thought this farce of a trend to rip the vowels out of words was dead. It's fckng everywhere within electronic music and it's retarded in the same way as farting in your hand and making someone smell it. Your name is kevin, writing it as kvn and making people think your a TV product till they realise you're just another pillock called Kevin makes you look even more stupid. Triangles, lack of vowels and X as a logo can Get their mis and overused self off to fuck! That's just plain lazy design, and I should know, I was kicked out a graphic design degree! Save the track bike my arse, how about we start a brand called "sv th fckng vl".

Rant over.

vwl

What's your beef with voles, James? They're endangered, you callous prick.

not enough meat on voles

Vole veal. Soooo tender.

There's a line, and you crossed it.

Smell my cheese, mother.

FT AS FCK - just for you.

Yeah, I've been working out.

Say, do you come here often?

Are you sure your son is not South African?

Fuck off.

There's a line, and you crossed it.
nothing wrong with being saffa

nothing wrong with being saffa

Suig my fokken piel.