Things the uninitiated say ...?

I'm compiling a list of common things that people say when they see or discuss HBP for the first time. Can you help me out? Just keep adding to the list if you will.

What is it?

Bike Polo?

How do you swing the stick and steer the bike?

I've never heard of it.

It looks dangerous.

Do you use BMX's?

Can you put your feet down?

Cycle Hockey?

Do you all ride fixed?

Where do you play?

What's a hoser?

Do you all ride fixed?

Where do you play?

What's a hoser?

What is it?

Bike Polo?

How do you swing the stick and steer the bike?

I've never heard of it.

It looks dangerous.

Do you use BMX's?

Can you put your feet down?

Cycle Hockey?

Do you all ride fixed?

Where do you play?

What's a hoser?

How many people play on a team?

Do you have a club?

daddy daddy how do they get their beards so luxuriant ?

Why's no one talking to me?

can I hold on the fence

Can you pedal backwards?

Anyone have a spare beer?

Wait, uninitiated.

"Seriously?"

What's the bat made of?

why you dont play with horse ?

Why wasn't that a goal? ... what do you mean 'shuffle' ?

these are brilliant, keep them coming. :)

'Why does that guy keep whacking the fence?'

Isn't it dangerous?

Do you have to wear a helmet?

Do you need a special bike?

Oh, that sounds really interesting, I'll have to come and watch some time nevercomestowatchever

Why are those guys getting so angry with each other?

Do girls play?

Do you have goalkeepers?

(after throw ins) - Did you win?

Oh yeah, people play that at Brick Lane, don't they?

Do you ever get hurt?

Your bike looks expensive.

I've think I've seen this in London.

(after throw ins) - Did you win?

This one always confuses me when people ask.

+1

Whats the ball made of/ Is it a soft ball like horse polo?

Do you play on grass?

Someone once asked if its played with a puck? (This would be awesome)