HHSMTB's

About time we had a thread for this. Loud, flashy, slightly offensive and obnoxious looking mountainbikes. The kind of bikes that make 7 year old boys drop their jaws in awe, and we all know they are the kings of cool. The more suspension, the better. If it makes sense, it doesn't belong here.

This is the idea:

Don't let Retrobike see this, they'll have your guts for garters.

Haaa +1 for that Whyte.

I dunno nuffink about MTB's but this thing is serious

http://www.bikerumor.com/2013/05/03/soc13-devise-cycles-radical-adaptrac-equipped-zeppelin-fatbike/

Don't let Retrobike see this, they'll have your guts for garters.

Nothing against retrobike, but this thread is all about the bikes that can't really play with the matchy matchy period correct catalogue replicas you find on there. The random red seatpost on the GT LTS, the word "DIE" written on the swingarm of the Proflex, the sort-of-matching-but-not-quite fork and saddle on the Klein, the yellow tyres on the Cannondale. Things like that.

http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/1510/cannondalesuperv90051.jpg
http://awesomebikes.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/klein-mantra-race-carbon-1-01.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_azSpIfwIB3c/S7OIJnC9maI/AAAAAAAAEts/SYs8PBgqvRY/s1600/Picture+11.jpg
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j260/ayQ/IMG_1916.jpg

http://66.147.244.179/~vintagm8/sites/default/files/images/cannondale_killer_v_44.jpg

http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn282/MountainCycleShawn/04720063.jpg

http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/4466/p1030363c.jpg

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T0rlwnKWsA"]Pacific
Blue: Hans Rey! - YouTube[/ame]

My SSMTB is pretty HHSMTB, i should get a picture up

Someone has a nicely restored ano GT on here... cant find it though.

Wharry?

That's porn .

Yeah, much too classy for this page. Lovely.

I'm lusting after all the bikes on this page.

Apparently those Whyte Prs1s were awesome too.

i just love this bike

A bit more modern. Readers wife, now sold unfortunately (or fortunately depending on your views inappropriate colours and broken bones).