For Sale: Beater/ shopper /pub bike/ awesomeness

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  • AY-YO! Stop looking at those Colnagos for a minute and lets get real. You will never ever ever be able to afford one of those but you still wanna get your mack on at the pub/ club/ casino. Here is some blinged out incredibleniceness that won't hurt the wallet, but WILL give you that SWAG.

    I present to you...

    *THE DAWES* (sound of sirens, breaking glass, multiple explosions, airhorn)

    Peep it!


    3*** gears that don't work. It rides though, stuck in one gear, probably the cable just needs adjusting, holla at your boy Sheldon. Still quick enough to duck the po-po.

    A RACK! For carrying drugs, bitches, ice whatever.

    New INNERTUBES! Like a boss.

    A nice 1 1/8 CHAIN! BOOOOOOOM!

    No rear BRAKE! So you look like you're riding a FIXIE. Hella tight.

    Ghetto thug PAINT-JOB! Play on player.

    A KICK-STAND. Nothing says 'CH-CHING' like a freaking kick-stand.

    Pant leg rolled up, blunt, gangster lean and this machine baby.

    All this^ can be yours collected from N16 for **£34!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    C'mon son!

    ****It cost me a pony from Shinkuu Kiss and I have fitted new tubes that cost me £10.

  • Rep.

  • Sweet, I like the way you roll...

  • ^

  • Sweet, I like the way you** troll**...

    .

  • Could need it less but the way it's described, i wani.

  • Is that a dibs bifay?

  • That rear mudguard is so ghetto

  • That rear mudguard is so ghettofabulous

    .

  • pm'd for artistic photography tips

  • Stop looking at those Colnagos for a minute and lets get real. You will never ever ever be able to afford one of those but you still wanna get your mack on at the pub/ club/ casino. Here is some blinged out incredibleniceness that won't hurt the wallet, but WILL give you that swag.

    I present to you...

    THE DAWES (sound of sirens, breaking glass, multiple explosions, airhorn)

    Peep the stats!
    3 gears that don't work. It rides though, stuck in one gear, probably the cable just needs adjusting, holla at your boy Sheldon.

    A RACK! For carrying drugs, bitches, ice whatever.

    New INNERTUBES! Like a boss.

    A nice 1 1/8 CHAIN! BOOOOOOOM!

    No rear BRAKE! So you look like you're riding a FIXIE. Hella tight.

    Retro, vintage, distressed. Brick Lane style reclaimed PAINT-JOB! Play on player.

    A KICK-STAND. Nothing says 'CH-CHING' like a freaking kick-stand.

    Pant leg rolled up, blunt, gangster lean and this machine baby.

    All this^ can be yours collected from N16 for **£35!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    C'mon son!

    ****It cost me a pony from Shinkuu Kiss and I have fitted new tubes that cost me £10.

    would buy on strength of ad :)

  • I made that mudguard, it is guaranteed rad.

  • I made that mudguard, it is guaranteed rad.

    It's made out of melted down *TUPAC* CD covers. Word up Gangstuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur.

  • Here is a shot of me rollin' out on it yesterday. It was all sunny n'shit so the color looks a little different.

  • Repped, son. I'd snap this up but I'm nowhere near enough of an OG

    Just out of interest, exactly how many drugs/bitches/ice d'you reckon you can fit on that rack?

  • Bump for amazing post

  • Repped, son. I'd snap this up but I'm nowhere near enough of an OG

    Just out of interest, exactly how many drugs/bitches/ice d'you reckon you can fit on that rack?

    Weeeeeeeeeeell I likes the big bootys nahmean.

  • Forgot to mention, this bike is perfect when you gotta clack back the latch nahsayin?

  • Thugged out price drop.

  • pm'd for artistic photography tips

    I got high. End of.

  • Actually interested. Dibs.

  • Tempted by this simply because it'd be hilarious to others to see my giant 6'5" self roll up to easts on it

  • 2nd dibs,

    I need swag.

  • Soul brother Doutzi has gangster 1sts, he is looking Sunday, sjb206 THA PIMP you have 2nds.... CH CH BLAW

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For Sale: Beater/ shopper /pub bike/ awesomeness

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