Wanted: Flatmate/housemate, must be rad to the max

Tommmmmmm & I have been looking for a two bed flat but its just not happening, we're simply not cool enough to pull it off. We need to incease the rad factor. But how will you do that I hear you cry? Well I'll tell you dear reader; You're going to live with us.

You need to be:

• 6 foot+ to join our bike pool (or prepared to live with tall chaps)
  
• Be happy to live among 4 bikes plus your own.
  
• Looking to spend £140 a week (ish) or to subsudise us if you are rich.
  
• Looking to live in North / East ish - we're currently looking in Clapton, Finsbury Park, Stoke Newington & Hackney but will take on board any better suggestions you may have
  
• Not a messy fuck.
  
• and lastly interested to join our bike gang the 'Nun Punchers'
  
  

we're happy to do all the leg work looking for the the flat; all you need do is be suitably awesome enought to live with us.

PM me or tommmmmmm with any interest

that's not a nun puncher, that's a punching nun

Someone's made an enemy of the gang.

I endorse the above message from spotter.

More about us:

spotter, 25, photographer
tommmmmmmm, 24, teacher in waiting
Both reasonably quiet and tidy chaps. Both enjoy cooking, rainy days in front of the fire (fire not supplied), come with well-prepared bike toolkits, some mechanic knowledge, 37" HDTV.

that's not a nun puncher, that's a punching nun

We condone Nun on Nun violence

Not a messy fuck.

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

next year and i'd be in. however, rather obviously, its not next year. oh well.

screw the flat, can i just join your gang

i fucking love punching nuns

Definitely. Membership costs £400/month

and what perks do i get for that ?
members badge and monthly news letter
a free nun punchers t-shirt
nun puncher stickers ?

and a free place to crash when ever needed ?

hmmm.... Sounds like a mega opportunity.... Bit of a schlep for me commuting to Leeds though.

that's not a nun puncher, that's a punching nun

Nun puncher, a nun that punches, a punching nun...

your a nun

no you're a nun.

sorry force of habit

That, and it's a forum convention.

nun off nun heads or you'll get a hassan chop to yer nun!

Not scared. I hear you're a proper wimp(le).

I promote peace amongst brotherkind...

Spatr on the other hand has a nasteh temper, so don't mess with the nun punching nun's, cos a punch to the nun from a nun punching nun's nun puncher is not what your nun needs...

TM you know you want to move to the south, its were the best people are

I'd love to, especially moving into a house with 2 sound bike geeks like Tommmmmm and yourself... plus I'd meet the height quota for the bike share....

Things happening oop norf though, Yorkshire needs me!

yorkshire is spoilt

PM Max Crowe, he skates so is rad to the max squared

Max Crowe jokes are getting very tiresome. Can we lay off him already?

I would do, but I rather like having the bills paid and food still being in the fridge when i get home.

There will be food left unattended in the fridge? I may have to reconsider....

Artists impression of TM on a midnight hunger pang....