While I'm in A&E....

It will probably be of little surprise Im starting this thread but

This is a thread to discuss why you're in A&E (again?)

A log of experiences and a means to pass the time.

I've been to A&E twice now in 3 days. Strangely not for me.

On Saturday I had a friend drunkardly hug another friend into a coffee table which opened up a massive and bloody gash in his arm.

I am become well to acquainted with the paint scheme in hospitals.

Now nursing poor 6pt with a only minor finger sprain (though it was from the Paris roubaix). (to be honest- it couldve been serious)

Ah mannnnn. Heal up soon Tom. (is Paris Roubaix a Euph by the way?)

fuck man, you're the main reason the NHS is bankrupting the country

whenever you injure yourself please book a flight to the northern transvaal and get your breaks / wounds dealt with there ... we just can't afford you any more

are you meeting any nice nurses on these many and numerous visits, you must be on first name terms with a few by now

oh and can hippy merge this into the other 6 or 8 chainbreaker hospitalised threads they are beginning to clog the internet !

Yes, he can. Links?

Friends don't let friends start threads about their 'sprained fingers'...

htfu ffs

Dicki, it's not me thats injured. The other friend was a first time so the experience was good.

The other person is a loved forumenger

Hippy, I started this thread so as NOT to clog up teh internets.

Suggest title change to Chainbreaker's Concussed Ramblings, seeing as that's what it's going to be filled with most Tuesday evenings when you try to catch a bus.

Can't we just club together and get Iain that grizzly bear proof suit that the American chap made?

Can't we just club together and get Iain that grizzly bear proof suit that the American chap made?

but it would not be cuddly saffa proof.

that suit was designed to protect from external attacks, Iain practices eccentric self harm

heal up fast iain ....

heal up fast iain ....

is this a preemptive well wishing?

Tom is the one who's hurting, not me.

.... i was wishing you well for your NEXT incident !
getting it in nice and early !

CB, ever considered a career in nursing ?

Unless its a hangover, Im not interested in nursing

what ? how dare you diss our lovely english nurses / english roses

Im just not interested in being one.

Is Tom going to change his name to "6 no pt because it hurts when I pt"?

Ffs!

shame CB..

nursing staff are the best people in the world.. i worked on the day surgery and A&E departments at King's College, Denmark Hill years ago, installing new state-of-the-art equipment etc they were great to be with, so knowledgeable, and the uniforms are a bit of a turn on... also i used to live with three *drop dead *gorgeous (excuse the pun) nurses, and the parties were legendary, i think they have an okay time, not sure about the salaries today though.

Im just not interested in being one.

but i'm sure you would turn down the chance to being in one

Just been to see a myopic psychic.
Iain, heal up soon buddy.

...Im at work.

Tom is the one who's hurting, not me.

Lies. Now I know that I should be making an effort to move it to stretch it out instead of not move it to avoid making things worse I am experiencing good pain, not bad pain. All's well.

Plus Xbox is great physio.