Pun of the Day, Puns and Punnery

Not a place for us to have pun offs but a place to showcase excellent puns from the press etc:

I think that this is particularly good

Any of the contributions from Oliver...

He loves a pun.

A thread for puns. After all puns are the lowest form of wit, therefore the foundation of all wit.

Cold cut puns

whoops sorry misread the title

Or did you just post that on a whim, pulling our legs?

That'd be a bad habit to get into.

A thread for puns. After all puns are the lowest form of wit, therefore the foundation of all wit.

Actually, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

Heresy. Puns belong in all threads. Then again, sometimes they can be pretty short.

whoops sorry misread the title

Nuns'n'Guns

I bet there's a band somewhere with that name.

I'm pretty sure this thread didn't show when I opened the thread, just the coffee and bicuit and other snackfood thread. Hey hum.

http://www.theguardian.com/stage/2015/feb/13/winning-puns-comedy-championships-leicester-leo-kearse

Did you hear about the crash between a lorry full of tortoises with a van of terrapins? It was a turtle disaster

#hereallweek
#trythepulledpork

#1pun on twitter has some good ones. Recent favourite:-

https://twitter.com/skillsmcgill/status/565133721712721923

"
To prove my point that the town hall has inadequate toilet facilities, I've just tabled a motion. #1pun
"

I don't understand why people are getting so upset about the new supermarket on the edge of our village. I though everyone liked a rural Lidl.

https://www.facebook.com/roadcc/photos/a.395296355613.177154.57482865613/10152823754780614/?type=1&theater

so many good ones in the comments

From @trouteyes on Twitter a bit back:

Two goldfish go into a bar and the barman says, 'Why the long faeces?'

It still kills me.

yeah LFGSS was doing this years and years and years ago https://twitter.com/hashtag/UKPunDay?src=hash

Oh no, now you've done it.

This will pun and pun.

Good pun here:

An incredible 27 tonnes of cocaine have been seized on Antwerp’s quays, in container ships and safe houses, with an estimated value of €1.4bn (£1.2bn) [...]. It has been hailed as a mighty blow ...

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/apr/11/colombias-cartels-target-europe-with-cocaine-corruption-and-torture