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Befuddled about what tyre to use in sleety conditions?

Want to know how many calories you should be taking on board during pregnancy?

Confused as to which portuer rack is best for transporting bulk loads of onions?

Post your questions for the forum's new agony aunt here.

Ed; why do 'writers' still get apostrophes wrong?

Now that hurt.

Why do birds suddenly appear?

Why did they make the union flag on the olympic kit all blue?

Ed, could you please enlighten me as to the best quality to look for in onions when sexy time approaches?

I bet he goes for a banana shallot...

Ed is a banana shallot

He definitely talks shallot of shit...

also, related to my previous question, if I misplace my anal beads will a string of onions be a good substitute?

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I'm not sure how to lean, Ed, what should I do?

Needs a merge with the 'profundity and conjecture' sub-forum.

ffs.

porteur rack

ffs

so far Ed hasnt been near this thread

reckon it should be called ask Luci all your bestial deepest fantasies...............

Ffs, why would anyone encourage the performing monkey?

How can I avoid falling off my sit-up-and-beg bicycle when turning corners in icy conditions?

Why do birds suddenly appear?

Does Ed really have that effect on women?

Why did they make the union flag on the olympic kit all blue?

So that it acts as a blue screen and medals can be added when we win none.

Ed, could you please enlighten me as to the best quality to look for in onions when sexy time approaches?

Girth.

also, related to my previous question, if I misplace my anal beads will a string of onions be a good substitute?

No. Use a silly cucumber.

Why, Ed? Why?

Why not?

Ffs, why would anyone encourage the performing monkey?

Is that actually a question for Ed?

how do i attach panniers to my panniers?

Who shall I 'be', Skywalker or Solo?

how do i attach panniers to my panniers?

That's obvious - with a pannier to pannier adapter.

Who shall I 'be', Skywalker or Solo?

Solo. At least he got the prospect of a shag. Skywalker had incestuous thoughts. Dirty boy.

Skywalker had incestuous thoughts. Dirty boy.

That's kind of what I like most about him.

How many spacers is too many?

There can never too many spacers.