Tractor appreciation

As a West country boy, I grew up on a farm, driving machinery, drinking cider, shooting/eating the wildlife and smoking a lot of homegrown, usually all at the same time. Now I'm older and living in the smoke I miss those days and often pine for the chug of a Massey Ferguson or John Deere.

I'll start with this beauty:

is this a piss take on the planes I like thread?

Simply appreciating fine machinery which feeds, rather than kills people...

It's a piss take on the hovercraft thread, which is a piss take on the celebrating weapons of mass destruction thread.

John Deere or GTFO

M&M fuckos

WTF are you on about?

tractor anti porn thread >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Real blockies use a Massey. John Deere, the BMW of tractors >>>>

Oh you fucking beauty, my new favourite thread!

I get a tractor calendar every year from my wife and am the only person I know who enjoys getting stuck behind a tractor on the country lanes. Will start looking for contributions.

I grew up in the countyside and was always envious of the farm kids who got a tractor licence at 14 and drove one to school!!!

My old man has a tractor, I'll take you some photos next time I am home. Probably anti porn.

I just crashed into this. I could have avoided it but chose not to to teach the farmer a lesson.

My uncle has one of these from memory (looks similar- but don't think its this one).

The family on the smallholding are looking at getting a new small tractor to make life a bit easier.
I'm suggesting a lamborghini, just for the sake of it.

Aston Martin tractor, sort of.

My uncle bought the biggest, most powerful MF tractor money could buy back in the late 70s... In fact, it was so powerful that when he went to pull a neighbour's John Deere out of a ditch the John Deere snapped in two...

Brutal power...

My uncle still has the same Massey I learned to drive on 20 years ago. He has two now.
/csb

Tortoise and Hare gears FTW

Moar wheels

I needed those rims when it was snowing. From the `Gone Farming' auction in April you too can pick up this beauty.

^^Oof.

For the dads: http://www.brudertoys.com/en/usa/range/range-and-series/professional-series/farming/

I've always had a thing for our neighbours New Holland tractor. Lovely vehicle.
On our shoot all people talk about are guns, tractors, cider and livestock

It's a piss take on the hovercraft thread, which is a piss take on the celebrating weapons of mass destruction thread.

This.

I've always had a thing for our neighbours New Holland tractor. Lovely vehicle.
On our shoot all people talk about are guns, tractors, cider and livestock