Collective Nouns

On the "Ride East" the other day, I posed this question to a few others but didn't get any difinitive answers. So the question is What's the collective noun for cyclists?

Someone suggested a skid of fixies, which I like but it doesn't cover all cyclists.

Any suggestions?

A cuntard of cyclists.

A noddage of fluorescents? Or maybe a fluorescent of nodders?

A 'peloton' maybe?

^It'll never catch on

A confusion of nodders?

In the context of club cycling it has long been 'a herd' , as with cats.

A 'peloton' maybe?

peleton is your actual french for platoon, btw.

I always thought a collection of cyclists was referred to as a 'bitch' of cyclists.

A cuntard of cyclists.

This

Or

a fucko of cyclists

a tapir

I like an 'embarrassment of mother-in-laws'

The collective noun for all ex girlfriends is a 'Facebook'.

A Porn of Fixies

A Pannier. of Commuters.

A Red of Nodders.

A Tangle of Bromptons.

Can I suggest

A skid of fixies
A rack of commuters
A glow of nodders
A fold of bromptons
A wobble of pashleys
A creak of Boris bikes
A stretch of roadies

A huddle of (RL)Jumpers

A flange of cyclists

A fold of bromptons is very good indeed.

A folly of triathlonists.

A wallet of titanium bikes.

An escalade of climbers.

A creak of vintage buffs.

A barbag of tourists.

A quiff of fixed porteurs

An araldite of Alans

A dustpan of weightweenies.

A scoble of headset spacers?

a pillockton of cyclists.

Remember that for forum rides it's a hipeleton