RV's superior Capped mallet heads of DOOM

I'm making up Capped mallet heads today and tomorrow finally. Sorry for the delay those of you who have contacted me enquiring about some.
Just to remind you they are made on a pre-war lathe, strikingly fashioned in black and white HDPE here in Cambridge.
Unfortunately they won't make a sound similar to a dildo falling onto a toilet cubicle floor when you hit a ball, they are non dairy and don't cost £17.50.
They also have not been featured in a trendy fixey magazine, or linked to any major fashion houses, apart from my Market stall.
There is a video around somewhere on You tube where you can see one being made and marvel at the squalid conditions of my workshop.
Available in left or right hand version, and vaguely around 130mm long.

List ?

still want two please

1.bogey x2
2.luca x2

1.bogey x2
2.luca x2
3.Jamie x1

Unfortunately they won't make a sound similar to a dildo falling onto a toilet cubicle floor when you hit a ball

hahaha

1.bogey x2
2.luca x2
3.Jamie x1
4.Joshx2

1.bogey x2
2.Joshx2

If theres any of these left il take one, or two if there is enough?