Liar's Wednesday

wiki is still shut

Big Suz and Claudia would take it from xander

its true. i think they are more woman than i could handle

Russell Brand isn't Jo Brand's son. In fact he's her brother in law.

Mathematicians believe there is an extra number between 27 and 28, although there is no consensus on what it should be called

16, and I get the royalties.

It's possible to turn your boyfriend into a vampire by putting period blood in their food

Wikipedia is back up.

I've just checked all the the statements in this thread.

They're all true!

Yay! Happy Fibber's Thursday everyone!!!

I'm still thinking about La Winkleman.

It's possible to turn your boyfriend into a vampire by putting period blood in their food

I've tried this but it didn't work - Robert Pattinson still evades me.

It's possible to turn your boyfriend into a vampire by putting period blood in their food

I'm never going to a branch of Cybercandy again.

I've tried this but it didn't work - Robert Pattinson still evades me.

Kiefer Sutherland's free this weekend.

The problem with Santa Clara is all the damn vampires.

It's possible to turn your boyfriend into a vampire by putting period blood in their food

Save flicking through a copy of The Sun, I won't read a more hideous thing today.

Save flicking through a copy of The Sun, I won't read a more hideous thing today.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-16627043

From now on you will not need to shag a stream of different guys on the same night nor appear or Jeremy Kyle to have two baby fathers.

I'm still thinking about La Winkleman.

mmmmmmm winklesisters

Ed Milliband has a sideline selling thousandths of elastic bands.

nice

His brother puts together formulaic pop groups.

oh you mean steve? I love that song he did about armature magicians

Sgt Pepper of Beatles fame is actually Dr Peppers younger brother who joined the military in a fit of jealousy after tiring of his parents constant praise of his elder siblings meteoric progression through medical school and subsequent health-tonic empire.

After leaving Key Point military academy and still not able to please his Colonel father, Sgt. Pepper moved to LA. He was better known under his stage name Jim Morrisson, a good friend of George Harrisson, after being booked by mistake into the same hotel room in Toronto.

The surface tension of water is actually a very fine skin, and with care can actually be peeled away.

Otters use it as a kind of organic cling film to keep their fish paste sandwiches fresh until lunchtime.

Sgt Pepper of Beatles fame is actually Dr Peppers younger brother who joined the military in a fit of jealousy after tiring of his parents constant praise of his elder siblings meteoric progression through medical school and subsequent health-tonic empire.

After leaving Key Point military academy and still not able to please his Colonel father, Sgt. Pepper moved to LA. He was better known under his stage name Jim Morrisson, a good friend of George Harrisson, after being booked by mistake into the same hotel room in Toronto.

Seeing as Wikipedia is now back up I can tell you that both of these facts are true, additionally, did you know that Jim Morrison set up a chain of supermarkets in the north of England in later life.

The Doors invented Marks and Spencer?

the controversial practise of Water-boarding is actually much less sinister than the human rights activists might have you believe.

the CIA actually have a giant lake at an undisclosed location where they take suspects for a day of riding a surf-board whilst being towed around by a speedboat. afterwards they all have a big spread of party food to tuck into before they are asked nicely to tell them what they know.

the real reason this is considered horrible is that vegans are unable to have the jelly and ice-cream but the gov refuse to offer a vegan substitute.

they allow the 'torture' rumour regarding the practice to continue to circulate to allow defecting terrorists to save face in front of their peers. because who wants it known that you caved and told them everything because they had a guy who does balloon animals.

I'm pretty sure you will find out that it was Van Morrison who set up Morrisons. He's originally from Bradford.