Christmas Present Ideas Thread

So I'm a bit stuck on what to buy my Aunty. Few other presents to get and I'm running a bit dry for ideas. Any suggestions? What have you got your family? Thought this could be a place to share ideas.

She's an outdoors type, but last three years running I've got her some fancy hand cream she likes. Would like to get her something different this year, but no idea what.

Cue a flurry of just hilarious suggestions:

At what point in life do you decide that hand cream is a requirement?

middle aged thread >>>>>>>>>>

http://www.lfgss.com/thread76834.html

my aunty is 70 on the 23rd she watches birds and is a christian
any ideas ?

When you work outdoors all day in the Lake District and don't want your hands turning manky. Even the tough Norvegian fishermen use handcream.

Anyway stop taking the piss, I need some ideas!

http://www.lfgss.com/thread76834.html

Oh. Fair. By the title I thought it was present you want for yourself. I'm talking about presents for other people. But happy to merge.

Cashmere sleeping hat

£475

A perfect inoffensive gift for those hard-to-buy-for family members who like birds.
http://www.thebirdsandthebirds.co.uk/posters
Buy a pair of Tits, a single Booby or go all out and get them a smug looking Cock.

Oh. Fair. By the title I thought it was present you want for yourself. I'm talking about presents for other people. But happy to merge.

Thought it might be useful, wasn't suggesting your excellent thread was merged with it.

I'm struggling to think of what to get my 70 year old aunt so am hoping for some inspiration.

do not get perfume, scent or fragrance, it really is the laziest gift, no matter how expensive.

Thought it might be useful, wasn't suggesting your excellent thread was merged with it.

I'm struggling to think of what to get my 70 year old aunt so am hoping for some inspiration.

is her name margaret by any chance ?

No.

Seed Bombs

Magic 'Truffles' grow kit

http://www.mycomate.com/online/product_details.php?item_id=39

That Truffle kit is awesome

Now- what do I get my mother?

Buy your a race entry for a distance she already enjoys / trains for.

She'll think you are the bees knees and you might even see the benefit of those lovely soft hands.

I buy my folks National Trust Membership each year. They love it.

So I'm a bit stuck on what to buy my Aunty. Few other presents to get and I'm running a bit dry for ideas. Any suggestions? What have you got your family? Thought this could be a place to share ideas.

She's an outdoors type, but last three years running I've got her some fancy hand cream she likes. Would like to get her something different this year, but no idea what.

I think we need to know how old your Aunty is.

'Aunty' makes he sound old, but for all I know she's mid forties and a bit of a cougar, so a Slanket and a bumper box of Tena Lady might not be appreciated.

how outdoors? the OS maps that you get made that are centered on exactly the grid ref of where you live are cool. not sure if they can make them quick though?

If your aunty is hot send her my way.

bazschmaz special christmas gift ...
run ... runaway

Why? so she can laugh at you too!