You are the prime minister: what do you do about Iran?

Title says it all really. I was gonna post in "in the news" but seeing as we're about to see a pretty nasty war break out, a thread might be better.

Do you think the situation can be resolved diplomatically? If so, how?

Can Israel be talked out of their current stance of "if America doesn't attack them soon, we will"?

It's a bit of a clusterfuck to be honest. Obama made it very clear from the outset that he wanted more dialogue with Iran, yet the regime there has been getting more and more bold, beyond the usual Ahmedinejad making a dick out of himself at UN conferences.
There was the foiled assassination of the Saudi ambassador in Washington recently which could be seen as a provocation, amongst other things.

I just hope it isn't seen as a way of boosting the economy by spending big on weapons.

Obama also said that the first thing he was going to do is close Guantanamo. That it would all be done and dusted within 2009.

If I was Prime Minister of the British Empire, and i'm not, but if I was... I would call a press conferance, dress up like Mohammed, lick a trannie's anus, say the holocaust was mega lolz, kidnap Putin's teenage daughter, and stab a gollywog doll before running naked through Liverpool Street Station.

Repped

And Iran, Iran so far away.

You get my vote, braker.

I'd bomb them with a missiles then imprison all the left-overs so they can't put their Muslamic Sharia Law on us.

I just hope it isn't seen as a way of boosting the economy by spending big on weapons.

You're half way there. We do need a bit of a boost.

Maybe we could sell them some weapons first, then do war. Win, Win.

Can't we just make them all slaves again?

Sorry what is happening in Iran?

Sorry what is happening in Iran?

You know that bit in Jurassic Park when Dr Grant is sat in the tree with the two kids? That, but with more nukes.

Nuke the site from orbit.

L O V E Jurassic park!!!

It's all like... Raaargghhhhh i'm a fucking dinosaur and imma fuck you up.

Well as there's nothing on the BBC or AJ, I assume this is a joke. In which case...

Use biological warfare to kill the entire male population over the age of 14.

Problem solved.

And breed a nation of resentful teenagers?
Gotta do the males under 14 too.

And be left with a nation of angry bereaved women?
Gotta do the females as well

Gosh that's a bit extreme isn't it?

Oh yes. damn.

Perhaps, we could just, you know, leave them and the whole region the fuck alone.

Of course if we nuked the entire middle east we'd solve the energy crisis.
I mean just imagine how efficient fossil fuels would be if they were also highly radioactive!

leave them and the whole region the fuck alone

+1 - Thats what I think we should do.

... fossil fuels would be if they were also highly radioactive!

That would make getting them really expensive too though.

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=LFGSS&word2=Iran

does not look good peeps

I would say "Foreign Secretary, go and sort out Iran"

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=LFGSS&word2=Iran

does not look good peeps

's alrite, Justin Bieber's got our back... close call tho-he'd better cut down on the shagging.