Just heard a guy...

...having a wank in the toilets in the building at work, utterly disgusted, shocking the words coming out of his mouth!

Do you know Lucifer?

All companies have a bogwanker.

^ ha

Some have several.

Are you saying that as a a bogwankee?

I'm saying that as someone who worked in a building with 5000 people. Someone somewhere with be roughing up a suspect.

To coin a phrase: FACT!

It didnt happen unless you post pictures.

Jesus, no thanks. That'll put me off my filet mignon.

Are you saying that as a a bogwankee?
is that the same as bukakee?

It didnt happen unless you post pictures.

I have the memories, the words, I think he might have been on a webcam he was giving out instructions

is that the same as bukakee?

No. That's where several of you splash out on the boat race of some doris.

^ Are you channeling Pisti?

I have the memories, the words, I think he might have been on a webcam he was giving out instructions

What kind of instructions were they? How to erect an ikea wardrobe or how to cook a steak and kidney pie?

Good to know he can multi-task.

^ Are you channeling Pisti?

Certainly fucking not. What a horrific suggestion!

Dirty boy.

@OP - where do you work?

I over heard a guy in the cubicle next to me having a cry the other day.

Nothing to suggest he wasn't having a cry wank.

Cry wanks rock. Nothing like hating yoursdelf to your core while jacking off at work.

I made a grave error the other week...

NEVER go in to the bogs on Carnaby St after 10pm

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@OP - where do you work?

Greggs

oversized disabled toilet for the win, it's like the difference between bupa and a nhs ward

^^Ah, bugger.

The bogs by the John Snow have a Policeman positioned down there as it is an hotspot for that kind of caper.

He told me as he pulled me off.

Ah, bugger.

I made a grave error the other week...

NEVER go in to the bogs on Carnaby St after 10pm

shock emoticon face

Something like that...

Greggs

The steak bake. Guaranteed to have virtually no steak in it at all.