Speed record attempt on wooden bike

SplinterBike.

I wooden fancy riding that myself

Is it UCI approved pine?

Knot got a hope.

Really? I reckon it would do warp speed.

Impressive, not too sure about the paint job though. They need to spruce it up a little.

You'd need to log quite a few hours on the bike before trying for the record.

It's good to see material use branching out into other areas, and I'd bough down before the team if they broke the record...

It only takes a couple of posts before everybody twigs onto the puns.

It wooden stand a chance against something made of MDF.

lets just hope this dont produce to much heat, it may catch fire ;)

if only yew had made a pun ^ it wood have fitted in with all the other posts

post / wood ... wood / post

Wow

Looks terrible, but should reach treemendous speeds.

Wow

Oi oi, what the teaking pun you idiot?

Time for chevrons;

Not sure if he will nail that record, reckon that design needs the chop...

getting sycamore jokes

I'm sticking by it.

This thread is joaks

enough with the punning... leave it out.

you guys need to branch out a bit.

We've done tree puns to death many times.
https://www.lfgss.com/thread42039.html

agreed, leaf this alone now

Impressive, not too sure about the paint job though. They need to spruce it up a little.

I'd say it looks a bit plane, but if they succeed they'll be very poplar...

I'm sure if they do it it'll be grain-based beverage all round!

Taking this on a velodrome, no way that wooden tyres will grip on the banks. I really hope they video it.

I'm stumped as to how they'll achieve this.

Unbeleafable- Will someone take the elm and marshall these comments before I accuse them of treesin' ! To be honest a wooden bike is likely to 'sap' the energy out of you