The Uk Tourist Board - what a job they have now.

Posted on Tue 9th, August 2011

• #1

GA2G

The UK Tourist Board

Anybody thinking of any good straplines/catchphrases?

Here's mine - Come To London, Everything Is Free.

Do I win a prize? Ooooops. Was this too soon?
• #2

dicki

i broken heart london
• #3

fredtc

London, at least it's not as hot as Kabul
• #4

Fox

London - It's a riot!
• #5

braker

London; it's expensive, dirty, and full of dicks... Just like your Mum.
• #6

dicki

nice
smatter that around the arrivals hall at heathrow
• #7

GA2G

This is supposed to be a laughter-in-the-face-of-adversity thread? Braker, in that case, yours is really hard to understand? Where's the (bleak) humour?
• #8

braker

Ok, sorry. I'll try again.

Come to London! In societal terms it's well fucked, but not yet completely fucked like America, and it has a fixed gear bike forum which is pretty neat.
• #9

smiff

looting airport, mate!

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