Best and worst chat-up lines used.

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I can't repeat any of mine or the single fella's on here will all end up with girlfriends

Some things are sacred

"das"
"utfs"
"htfu"

Is Greenracer the long lost twin of Lndgirl?

"das"
"utfs"
"htfu"

Ha love it.

What does utfs and htfu mean?

Use the search, harden the fuck up :)

Are you kidding me?

Twitter >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

thread rated 1 star - terrible.

Just stop.

Go on hippy, kill it. Kill it in the face

As long as there is a thread about wallets, yes, wallets ( wallets, there is an actual real, living thread about wallets!) on here then....... it's all up for grabs.

"do you want to go and play pokemon in the park?"

Good idea Scoot: we need a Euph thread, bringing together the best and brightest in euphs new and old.

How do you delete your own thread?

Greenracer, you've been here 4 days and started 7 crap threads. Maybe see how it's done around here and just chat shit in one of the existing threads like "any question answered".

I just yell 'Surprise!'

Ha love it.

What does utfs and htfu mean?

u talk fucking shite

heres twitter for you

How do you delete your own thread?

You can't. Just get drunk instead.

It wasn't a euph but

Anything can be a euph in the ear of the beholder (be-hearer?).

Would anyone like to come round tomorrow to my place and help me polish my tallboy? After that we might go for a quick one in the local. Or maybe just fist each other,

See?

i'll just watch and buff my happy lamp

You can't. Just get drunk instead.

Are you sure? Lol i dont drink.

I know, I just wanted everyone to know that actually playing pokemon is a romantic turn-on for me

If you or some girl said that to me I would assume it an euph. Mainly because I i know nothing about pokemon

which is why we will never date