For Sale: Aerosputnik

Wanna go straight to moon? Been there by the way, no flag bro, no flag.
Well, it is now affordable for only £209,99. SOLD
(Donation will be given to the forum, £9.99 exactly)

Aerospunik, ummh delicious...

Dibs, pm, poop all that :)

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I am not dibsing, pmming, or pooping any of that^

How fast is it?

does it make a wom wom wom noise?

like a proper wom wom wom noise, like we used to have?

is it true you should only use a spok with vulcanised rubber tyres or was that only necessary until the next generation came out?

How fast is it?

Oh boy real fast, did manage to overtake a granny on her wheelchair and spat on her face, just for the sake of it.

does it make a wom wom wom noise?

like a proper wom wom wom noise, like we used to have?

Oh boy, does it! This is how the extra dimensional portal works, the wheel generates high frequencies waves which combined with velocity result in ripping off the space continuum.
U seen Harry Potter, well nothing like it!

Your physics is a little off.

Rotational mass (in general) causes frame-dragging. Heavy ass Spoks cause so much frame-dragging, they twist space-time into a knotty little ball.

Too much velocity = Too much dragging, and you're looking at a (locally) cataclysmic "ripping".

It's Ragnaspok all over again.

Oh boy, isn't it.
My physics is as relevant as it is in 'Lost'.

Oh boy real fast, did manage to overtake a granny on her wheelchair and spat on her face, just for the sake of it.

Would you punch a granny in the face for £1million?

I don't have £1million but i would still like to do it.

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  Even under significant pressure, possesses a strong ability to perform effectively.

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^This includes Aerosputnik sales.

^This includes Aerosputnik sales.

lol, well not really

repped

Hey happy to dibs it if no one else has already.

new tosser must be an alias

Sold sold sold