Who spits on a saddle?

Earlier today I returned to my bike, to find about a dessert-spoonful of saliva on my saddle. While I'm aware that this could be accidental, I'm led to believe it was a deliberate act, particularly given the location of saliva right in the middle groove of the saddle. Additionally, the Sheffield stand was situated under a roof and it was unlikely that someone spat and it unintentionally landed on my saddle.

Anyway, my bike was locked off Torrington place, next to a lime green SS with white Halo Aerorage wheels and Crank Bros eggbeater. If you're on here did you also have saliva on your saddle or did you possibly spit on my saddle?

I'm aware there's nothing I can do, and there's no need to get in 'a malaise' about it, it just seems inexplicably dickish.

maybe they were licking your saddle?

can i see a picture of your bike please?

tynan's new prototype anti-theft paste lite™

i parked my motorbike outside my house the other day and some cunt put chewing gum on the seat. i live in a residential cul de sac so it must of been a neighbour too.

Do you have a brooks saddle by any chance? If you do, it could be that the spitee was trying to polish up your leather in the time honoured way and got disturbed. Either that or they are just a bit disturbed.

ew! dood I would steam clean the saddle, then throw it away.

megalolz it was me, umadbro?

not really. that sucks Haran. some people are just missing something important. it's like the more common thing of kicking wheels out of shape on parked bikes. pure not-for-profit malice.

i'm going Lords on sunday, are you?

maybe they were licking your saddle?

I said 'saliva' not 'salvia'

Do you have a brooks saddle by any chance? If you do, it could be that the spitee was trying to polish up your leather in the time honoured way and got disturbed. Either that or they are just a bit disturbed.

Haha, just a bit disturbed methinks.

megalolz it was me, umadbro?

not really. that sucks Haran. some people are just missing something important. it's like the more common thing of kicking wheels out of shape on parked bikes. pure not-for-profit malice.

i'm going Lords on sunday, are you?

Yeah, I can think of worse bodily fluids on a bike. Now, where's the bike porn thread?
Have fun at Lords, v jealous. I'll be getting some miles in before Dunwich.

Who throws a shoe?

I'll be getting some miles in before Dunwich.

i'm riding birmingham to london on saturday. sunday about the most excercise i plan on doing is standing up to applaud sanath's last appearance for SL

How was it locked?

Are you sure it was spit...?

I once saw a lusty homeless man take a good sniff of the lingering lady musk on a cycle saddle, just after after a pretty young thing had jumped off to nip into the shops.

Are you sure it was spit...?

I once saw a lusty homeless man take a good sniff of the lingering lady musk on a cycle saddle, just after after a pretty young thing had jumped off to nip into the shops.

how do you know he was homeless?

It was probably a hipster, and he was just enjoying the odour of Brooks Proofide on a sweet B17.

or having a good snurg, hipsters love snurging

Who throws a shoe?

I lolzed

if it had come from the roof it would probably have splatted out pretty good. chances are, it was direct from source.

sounds like a pretty shitty thing to do, but somehow it does not surprise.

Child of a neighbour?

it has come to my attention over the last few years that there are some right scummy humans on this earth
that woman who put a cat in a wheelie bin
george bush
the pope and most of the catholic church
the manchester united squad ( and most of the chelsea players )

the spitting incident is just another sign this world is going down the pan
lets do like those people in trafalgar square were doing on saturday and giving out free hugs
that should make the world a better place

• group hug *
  

Earlier today I returned to my bike, to find about a dessert-spoonful of saliva on my saddle. While I'm aware that this could be accidental, I'm led to believe it was a deliberate act, particularly given the location of saliva right in the middle groove of the saddle. Additionally, the Sheffield stand was situated under a roof and it was unlikely that someone spat and it unintentionally landed on my saddle.

Anyway, my bike was locked off Torrington place, next to a lime green SS with white Halo Aerorage wheels and Crank Bros eggbeater. If you're on here did you also have saliva on your saddle or did you possibly spit on my saddle?

I'm aware there's nothing I can do, and there's no need to get in 'a malaise' about it, it just seems inexplicably dickish.

This is London, my friend.

This is London, my friend.

@Oliver Schick, given your conspicuous talent for punning on this forum, I was kind of hoping you picked up on the 'a malaise'/amylase pun and turned this thread into a string of salivary puns.

Who spits on a saddle ?

Female porn star with a bike fettish - if you'd got back earlier your luck may have been in ;-))

it has come to my attention over the last few years that there are some right scummy humans on this earth
that woman who put a cat in a wheelie bin
george bush
the pope and most of the catholic church
the manchester united squad ( and most of the chelsea players )

the spitting incident is just another sign this world is going down the pan
lets do like those people in trafalgar square were doing on saturday and giving out free hugs
that should make the world a better place

• group hug *
  

^ needs pedobear (can't be bothered)