For Sale: Bloke Ad: Hermes Scarves

I know these are not bikes, and it does kind of wind me up when people post ads that aren't related to bikes.

BUT my ex-girlfriend used to collect these things and they've been sitting at my place long enough now for me to feel free to get rid of them.

Wanted to offer them to you guys first before sticking them on the bay. They all have never been worn and If anyone needs a gift, needs to be out the doghouse or wants one for their self these are about £500-£700 new, but i didnt buy 'em so get yourself a bargain.

3 Hermes Scarves & 1 Louis Vuitton
All With Original Orange Boxes

1.Horse Design - 100% silk
'Quadrige'(As show on the scarf and in pictures) - £90

1. Long Logo's Cotton scarf - Orange/Black - £65

2. Long Logo's Cotton scarf - Grey/Black - £65

3. Long Louis Vuitton scarf - Cream - £100

Pictures at: http://www.flickr.com/photos/50914339@N04/
ignore the bike pictures.

There are many fakes around, However this is not one of them; I have included pictures of the hand sewn hems and label, to prove the authenticity according to this guide;
http://www.ehow.co.uk/how_5745570_spot-fake-hermes-scarf.html

Plus i am proper sure due to all the time she came back with those stupid fancy bags.

Cheers guys, can post for free too.

Any questions please ask.

Just to be clear, are you selling someone elses property, and have you told her you're doing it?

I havent seen her in 9 months, and when i asked her what to do with them she told me to 'stick them up your ****' ..so, I think i can get rid of them.

we need pistis fashion guru seal of approval

They seem nice, but a bit pricey.

we need pistis fashion guru seal of approval

He'll probably say ebay that way >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Or Nottinghill exchange this way >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

So i've done it for him.

nowhere near enough chevrons though >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

nowhere near enough chevrons though >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Hahahaha! Excellent! Didn't think about that one!

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Was that an actual dibs?

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will chuck a donation to the forum too as these are scarves.. not bikes

I havent seen her in 9 months, and when i asked her what to do with them she told me to 'stick them up your ****' ..so, I think i can get rid of them.

wow they are more expensive than rapha neckerchiefs

rapha take note
you can sell your stuff for a whole lot more

asking for like 10% of the RRP, thought that was a steal. God you guys strive for rock bottom prices!

I havent seen her in 9 months, and when i asked her what to do with them she told me to 'stick them up your ****' ..

Nice easy break up?

I havent seen her in 9 months, and when i asked her what to do with them she told me to 'stick them up your ****' ..

Nice easy break up?

Maybe that's what all those scarves were originally for. Bit of a scarf fetish maybe.

"ooh, baby, stick those scarves up your arse nice and slow while I smack you round the head with a dustpan and brush..."

you know the sort of thing.

Go on...

indeed, it was my refusal of sworded scarf sexual activity that caused her to run off with another bloke who just loved the feeling of hermes silk wrapped tight around his nut sack.. the dirty bastard.

indeed, it was my refusal of sworded scarf sexual activity that caused her to run off with another bloke who just loved the feeling of hermes silk wrapped tight around his nut sack.. the dirty bastard.

i briefly tried to find a video to put here of that scene where someone drops a silk scarf on a samurai sword and it floats down and gets cut in two. didn't know what film. failed. cool story huh?

Bodyguard!?

All this apparent taste AND the owner of a lime green arrospok. Something doesn't add up here.

have any of ^^^ those scarfs been tightly wound round a nut sack ??

just checking like

aerospokes are a guilty pleasure of mine, I know they're wrong but they just do it for me. Anyway it got stolen so no more aerospoke fun for jesse.

I can confirm these scarves have not touched any bodypart, apart from maybe hands. But NO genitalia.

I can confirm these scarves have not touched any bodypart, apart from maybe hands. But NO genitalia.

for that reason, I'm out

All this apparent taste AND the owner of a lime green arrospok. Something doesn't add up here.

ITV style dramatisation below, ergo none of this is probably true:

Her: "I like expensive Hermes Scarves"
Him: "I like lime green aerospoks"

Him: "I'm now selling her stuff that she left behind as she bolted for the hills"

All adds up to me.

Sorry jesse but perhaps the other fella story was just a rouse to protect you from saying you belong in anti-porn.

Anything to do with auto-erotica?

If not, I'm out.