BiG NEWS.....THE SHiT BiKE HAS BEEN STOLEN

MY POLO BiKE HAS BEEN STOLEN.

iF YOU SEE THE BEAST THEN RUGBY TACKLE THE GUY.THE MORE PAiN iNFLiCTED THE BETTER.

naaaaaaah, that's terrible news. I'll keep my eye out for it. Try not weep too much Thom.

That bike is sooooo distinctive. I'm sure one of us will spot it. Get Harvey the bike vigilante on the case, he is brutal

is it the white one with the snowflake rear wheel?

you know it

some bitches gonna get fucked up.

This suck Thom, hope you find it, with the snowflake still on it!

Will you be re-assembling your hit-squad Cheesecake?
You know what, let me design a Campagnolo bike recovery tool, pretty please :D (I'm thinking a well used, very sharp cog at the end of a 531c stick)

at least i can now build up a good polo bike...yaknow?

no bike AND no mallet....its like i never played polo :(

at least i can now build up a good polo bike...yaknow?

Dude, if you want a gold Condor PIsta circa late 80s. Chrome triangle and fork stays its yours for 150 notes ;)

That's rubbish. We've got a couple of old road frames knocking about at the workshop Tom if you need a replacement. It'll only cost you a few Beers.

I'm new to all this. What does the shit bike look like (not, I'm assuming, like a turd on wheels)? sympathies to you.

Pics? i will keep em peeled.

It looks like a milk crate and you can only get it to go fast if you don't wear socks.

It does doubly fast if your wearing deck shoes and you can see canvas on the rear tyre too.

It only goes backwards unless you have a ginger 'fro

"Lock? Nobody's ever gonna nick my piece of shit!"

To all the people who have had their bikes nicked recently, somebody was "arrested in connection with" such thefts - http://bit.ly/oAVpt8 (The Argus)

Talk to the cops, they might have your bike!