Shitty Foxtons Cars in the Biycle Lane

So I commute along the hipster highway every day from Kingsland Rd to Leicester Sq.

And every day on my way home, I notice that the Foxtons on Clerkenwell Road
http://www.foxtons.co.uk/contact/foxtons_clerkenwell_estate_agents.html
have got their cars parked up slap bang in the middle of the bicycle lane. EVERY FUCKING DAY.

I've just made up these windscreen notices to pop in them as I cycle past

If anyone fancies joining me, I've popped a PDF up so that you can print out your own:
http://spacehijackers.org/images/projects/foxtons/foxtons.pdf

Grumble grumble

I like the timing of this post.... I ride past every day and it only really occurred to me yesterday what a liberty they are taking.

I used to have a booklet of offensive-natured leaflets that I regularly put on cars that parked in a way that made it impossible to get out unless I had a tin-opener.

Fuck 'em, the shit house wankers.

Their only saving grace is that the female employees are fierce in the sack...

Doesn't matter - Foxtons ignore ALL regulations.

They even pork on the sabbath.

Their only saving grace is that the female employees are fierce in the sack...

Can you substantiate this please?

Mate in agency regularly used to donk some Foxtons doris at a flat both agencies had keys for.

Puts a new spin on the word 'Viewings'

Anyway Bristly good on yer. Where is (oops I just read the OP properly) correction: SOD this flagrant not-giving-a-fuck-parking! You should check out round my way, everyone parks on the sodding pavement everywhere.

Their only saving grace is that the female employees are fierce in the sack...

Pictures or it didn't happen!

Actually some of them are quite bad drivers as well. Had a few close encounters around Fulham with Foxton minis.

GR8 WORK!i!

Pictures or it didn't happen!

He wasn't the photographer! A nice wide-angle east/west spread of her pins. I can imagine that'd look great on the property details.

Skulls: New-ish branch of Foxtons on Clerkenwell Road, a perfectly safe bit of road when the cycle lane's clear, totally hairy and unsafe for everyone involved when they park a pair of their Harbingers of Doom Minis out the front.

Great thread! Pisses me off so much!

How about spending a bit and getting those tamper evident stickers so when they peel it it off it leaves "WE FUCKING MEAN IT, CUNT" in a sticky silver trace?

..or cycle past with one of these after a few times they might start parking else where

Make a template that says, in backwards type "house prices drop for third consecutive quarter", place over windscreen and spray with spraymount.

The text will appear over the course of the day as airbourne crud adheres to it, giving an interesting message to the potential home-buyers sat in the car.

^ I like that, but a stencil of 'fuck you' is so much simpler to make..

Their only saving grace is that the female employees are fierce in the sack...

Pure speculation.

this is awesome. i've often thought the same

Pure speculation.

Er, not it's not.

are they actually parking illegally? some bike lanes have hours of operation and not all bike lanes are mandatory, meaning motor vehicles must stay out of them, not mandatory for cyclists to use.

Pure speculation.

Er, not it's not.

he might have been punning on speculating on the property market.

are they actually parking illegally? some bike lanes have hours of operation and not all bike lanes are mandatory, meaning motor vehicles must stay out of them, not mandatory for cyclists to use.

Doesn't matter. This is Foxtons we're talking about.

..or cycle past with one of these after a few times they might start parking else where

DJ, is that you??