Leftism

Come on cuddywifters, raise your superior left-hand in defiance against the right-handed oppressors.

We will win.

Fucking freak.

I'm cack handed. So is everyone in my department, and everyone who's ever worked in my department.

mmmmmmmm, textbook execution. Drink it in. Get none of this contortion with bland right-handers.

Great album

Not trying hard enough

ha, this reminds me of that stupid 'left handed' shop in soho which sold 'left handed scissors' etc... needless to say the shop is now gone out of business.

It also stocked left-handed tea-towels; vital.

clocks.. fucking clocks!

ha, this reminds me of that stupid 'left handed' shop in soho which sold 'left handed scissors' etc... needless to say the shop is now gone out of business.

I'm pretty sure that left-handed scissors are a genuine item because they would be ergonomically different. Not so much the left-handed rolling pin though.

Lefty tin-opener is the real McCoy

Ps. Left-handed people are vastly inferior to righties. There are numerous fictional reports to prove this. Don't give me no 'But Napoleon/God/Marie Curie/Churchill was left-handed' shite.

mmmmmmmm, textbook execution. Drink it in. Get none of this contortion with bland right-handers.

Anyone know what causes this weird way of writing left-handed people do? Is it because we write left-to-write or are their brains just wired to make everything really difficult?

ha, spot on.

Not all lefty’s write like Obama, but I do. It’s great. Write a card to your loved one, oh what a good boy, a surprise card extolling your love, marvel as your trailing flabby hand smudges your words from the heart into inky crap mess. Repeat.

i'm left handed and god loves me

Be out and proud rocksteady, shout it from the rooftops

i'm left handed and god loves me
No he doesn't. He's disappointed in you because you haven't cleaned under the microwave in weeks.

ha, in your face! i don't have a microwave anymore (see the freecycle thread)

I'M LEFT HANDED AND GOD LOVES ME!

#neversufferedfromtrailinghanddisease

http://www.accreditedonlinecolleges.com/blog/2010/10-proven-benefits-of-being-left-handed/

(I'm not sure how they discovered the seeing underwater thing, though)

ha, this reminds me of that stupid 'left handed' shop in soho which sold 'left handed scissors' etc... needless to say the shop is now gone out of business.

Should've stocked these things...

“Items which could prove to be inconvenient for left-handers include cameras, train station turnstiles, can openers, potato peelers, corkscrews, rulers, computer mice and keyboards, watches, chequebooks, spiral notebooks, fishing reels, boomerangs, measuring cups and pencil sharpeners.”

This is all true.

that's funny, the only one of that list that bothers me is the cheque book, but then i just rip the cheque out first before writing it.

Lefty bullshit 4 lyf

I do most things right handed though other than drinking at a dinner table, throwing, playing polo and a few other things.

Not all lefty’s write like Obama, but I do. It’s great. Write a card to your loved one, oh what a good boy, a surprise card extolling your love, marvel as your trailing flabby hand smudges your words from the heart into inky crap mess. Repeat.

Jesus. That brings back memories of Abitur. Hours of writing with a pencil and removing the mess between the lines.